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My latest words of wisdom as a tech guru:
If all the tweets are getting you down, close your Windows.
Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Why are they doing this? Why are they doing this? They said when you got here the whole thing started. Who are you? What are you? Where did you come from? I think you're the cause of all of this. I think you're evil. EVIL!
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I hope you remembered the Australian accent!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Nah, Mate. The real answer's for the birds.
Kenneth has to read all the parts, 'cause I'm just going to sit on my @rse and watch, so he needs to make sure his accent's polished up.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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If you were a footballer playing in England you'd be facing a minimum five game ban for aggravated racial discrimination for posting that.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Of what race?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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In the UK in recent times any mention of Jews liking money draws condemnation from various Jewish groups claiming it is antisemitic.
The FA lumps antisemitism in with racism in its rules and has started charging anyone within football who even makes reference to the stereotype.
It's all a bit silly.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Silly indeed...
I'm a Jew and like money (do you have some to send me? ), but at the table next to me is a Palestinian guy who likes money also...
All the subject is problematic if it meant to be an INSULT and not a JOKE...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I know that, you know that, unfortunately some people... probably do know that but have stopped thinking about it.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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I'm not sure that implying that if you're Jewish, you are smarter than the Catholics is an insult to Jews?!!! 
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Reminds me of a story I read as a child more than 35 years ago in a children's magazine called Chandamama in India.
Two fruit sellers having their individual push-carts sell fruits in front of a school in a village. One of them charges double the price per fruit than the other. Everyone crowds around and buys from the one selling for lesser price, whereas the other one has no buyer at all.
What the children do not know is that they are brothers, and this is their selling strategy. Even the brother selling for less was a bit costly compared to the fruits sold in the nearby market - so overall they made profit everyday.
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Careful, I got berated for putting a jibe at Fox in the Lounge the other day. Seems it's more sacred than Catholicism or Judaism!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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It's all I wanted for Christmas. Of course I won't send back the waffle maker either.
Today I found out how to get rid of the Lock Screen.  There are still other "features" I'd like to remove as well.
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So it's a middling Weven update for the price of a new operating system. Like I didn't see that coming.
MS ain't so dumb. A failed OS rakes in billions for them, for minimal overall change.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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"apps that run in a window"
The release that keeps on giving!  
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Windows 10 is only a name to help to forget the fiasco of 8 - it is not more than 8.2, or what 8 should be at the first place. But! It works good as 7 does!!!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: Windows 10 is only a name to help to forget the fiasco of 8 - it is not more than 8.2 that will cost the price of a new release
FTFY 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
Simply Elegant Designs Jim<</xml>
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I only have to wait a year for what should be a free update. Wow that sounds like a real bargain. 
Micro$oft is so altruistic. 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
Simply Elegant Designs Jim<</xml>
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The title is misleading - the bargain is WITHIN the first year...So update early and you will get it free, wait for SP1 and you will pay...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Obviously I just read the title and didn't go to the web page. That actually is better. 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
Simply Elegant Designs Jim<</xml>
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Do they have a release date yet, I'm holding off getting a new desktop until 10 is on the box!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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I'm playing it safe, I'll wait for Windows 10.1 R2 Service Pack 2 Update 1
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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