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I just spilt a full cup of FRESH COFFEE.
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Waiting for the obvious comment...
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Sorry about the late reply, "Clean Up, Isle Three"....is that obvious comment
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No, considering the reputation Nagy has built up around himself I was expecting something in the lines of Gin or other alcoholic beverages.
Seems like I prevented it by mentioning that I waited for it.
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It's not THAT bad 
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Then you need stronger coffee... 
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No chance for forgiveness for this, unless you you spend a beer.
Bruno
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Was bacon involved, tell me no bacon was involved? YOU SPILLED COFFEE ON THE BACON?!!!
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A good case of combining two ingredients that taste heavenly when consumed separately, but awful when eaten together. I can't even imagine coffee with bacon, now vice versa would be doable as bacon is good with anything. 
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That is nothing compared to the crime of dropping the bacon.
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As long as it wasn't Bacon!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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I had 6 coffee since morning, still feeling like sleeping...
I think I should try alcohol in office now. 
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Anurag Gandhi wrote: I should try alcohol in office now
So till now, you thought everyone drinks coffee in office?
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I broke a tooth, once, when I was on a really tight deadline and couldn't afford to take time out to get it fixed.
Swilling sips of vodka over it to put the nerve to sleep was the only thing that kept me from killing myself.
Medicinal; purely medicinal.
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Oh yeh, we believe you.
Would it help if I suggested cloves?
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Would it help if I suggested cloves?
They don't work; they only stop the pain for a few seconds -- and they taste fruggin' awful.
A quick sip of vodka intensifies the pain for two seconds, but then you're good for half an hour.
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Quote: Would it help if I suggested cloves?
No, it's better naked
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Mark_Wallace wrote: I broke a tooth, once, when I was on a really tight deadline and couldn't afford to take time out to get it fixed.
I broke a tooth in half over 12 years ago. Still too tough to get it fixed.
Been to the dentist twice since. Had a clean and polish both times and told him to faarrrkkkk off when he wanted big dollars to fix it.
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Quote: I broke a tooth in half over 12 years ago. Still too tough tightfisted to get it fixed.
Been to the dentist twice since. Had a clean and polish both times and told him to faarrrkkkk off when he wanted big dollars to fix it.
FIFY
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The nerve must have popped its clogs. I don't think there's a man alive who can withstand the sudden, excruciating pains of an exposed tooth nerve.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: The nerve must have popped its clogs.
More than likely. Once my tongue got used to it and stopped cutting itself by seeking it out all the time it's been fine. Don't even know it's there any more.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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I could never condone drinking at work.
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Thats better. I can't believe my eyes and was going to report spell checker bug in Sugs & Bugs..
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