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Isn't that the DARWIN programming language? 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Good ol' dependable English, of course 
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Assembly; maximum performance while create a WinForm the hard way and failing often.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Machine code. Think of all the time you save when you don't have to haggle over nerdy conventions, rules and styles with, well, nerds.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Whoops, wrong thread...
I program my life by eating food and reading books.
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Either C# or Python.
One guy I know at school would likely say Omgrofl[^] (I found out that he uses this language!)
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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I don't program myself. I program others for which I use Jedi Mind Tricks.
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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<wave hand="">We are not the fools you are looking for.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: We are not the fools you are looking for.
I don't program simpletons either. 
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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My mother-tongue (Kannada - ಕನ್ನಡ) - because that's the language my mind thinks in, and understands best. And the body is subservient to the mind.
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C++
It lets me encapsulate the parts that are nobody's business but mine, point the inquisitive anywhere else without regard for efficiency or accuracy, and I can keep parts private.
As a bonus, the source code is completely unintelligible and utterly un-maintainable, which saves the trouble of obfuscation.
Will Rogers never met me.
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Roger Wright wrote: C++
Roger Wright wrote: ... parts that are nobody's business but mine, ... , and I can keep parts private.
And yet, you let your friends touch them. 
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Piet[^]
Art runs in my family. My father is a painter. It just makes sense.
Jeremy Falcon
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It began in the early twentieth-century when the ranch owner drilled a well to raise the quality of the agriculture. But when they had drilled the whole way down to the water they stopped because the water temperature was 200 degrees. In 1964 there was a second attempt. It also failed because the water was too hot. clickity[^]
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
When you are dead you don't know it, it's only difficult for others.
It's the same when you're stupid.
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F-word amazing! Thanks for sharing.
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Wow. Delightful 
According to my calculations, I should be able to retire about 5 years after I die.
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My spidey sense says the owner is going to have it nationalized out from under him.
Rage against the narrative.
"To Build a Fire" - A dystopian novel about project management, and I am the dog.
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Yeah I think you're right, but they'll do it with the excuse of saving some rare species of slime or to save the environment or some such crap.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
When you are dead you don't know it, it's only difficult for others.
It's the same when you're stupid.
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Navigator.PrepareMessageBox(TheApp.Messages.ErrorWarningMessages.StateProceduresMenuVM_MsgboxBody_OpenStateProcedureWithLock_2, stateProcedure.StateDescription, t.Result.LockMessage).UseButtons(MessageBoxOptions.OK).Show();
I've been working at this place about a month now, and EVERYTHING is way too abstracted out...
This is a classic example of over-coding something.. makes we want to find the guy who wrote and shake him violently.
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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It does not add any obvious value over the standard way.
It does add the obvious disadvantage that it is different from those in all the textbooks and online examples. It would also incur an overhead, introduce the chance of bugs, and increase overall complexity.
But does it actually show a real MessageBox? Or is it something similar, with additional stuff? What does t.Result.LockMessage contain? Whotsitstype?
If it is simply the Windows MessageBox, then it is adding more costs than value 
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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My point exactly... plus, they use the Fluent design (method chaining) EVERYWHERE.
I agree - there's not a whole lot of added value, IMHO.
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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What a fool.
Everyone knows you should use ShowDialog() on MessageBoxes
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That's awful. Much easier to just write (and faster to execute) as:
MessageBox (hWnd,
(LPCTSTR) "Warning"
(LPCTSTR) "Please open the state procedure with a lock."
MB_ICONINFORMATION | MB_OK);
The heck with localization.
/ravi
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Ravi Bhavnani wrote: The heck with localization.
Yes, but it's so much fun, Ravi...
Been there, done that, got the UNICODE/UTF-8 scars to prove it.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Coder For Hire wrote: I've been working at this place about a month now, and EVERYTHING is way too abstracted out...
Are you being required to write sh*t like that, too? If so, then leave.
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