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Well, you can lead a hamster to the wheel, but you cannot make him run... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Aaaaw - that must be it. Chris is working them too hard 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Yes - it's all noticeably slower, and it's unusual for me to spot that type of thing.
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Lawyer's work with Germany to make a skirt? [5]
Can I make it any easier or is my mind too twisted, let's find out...
veni bibi saltavi
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Suede
Lawyers work - Sue
Germany DE
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Yay! Yay! And thrice Yay!
veni bibi saltavi
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Thanks, you still have to come up with something tomorrow though
veni bibi saltavi
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Dirndl.
Oops, 6 letters instead of 5.
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Movie Quote Of The Day
I'll tell you the problem with the scientific power that you're using here, it didn't require any discipline to attain it. You read what others had done and you took the next step. You didn't earn the knowledge for yourselves, so you don't take any responsibility for it. You stood on the shoulders of geniuses to accomplish something as fast as you could, and before you even knew what you had, you patented it, and packaged it, and slapped it on a plastic lunchbox
Which movie?
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The Apple Story.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I considered it, but figured it would go "wooosh" with some people...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Rambo X : He can talk
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Only took him ten movies to learn how to talk 
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Paris - In Her Own Words
veni bibi saltavi
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V. wrote: packaged it
Weird Science[^] - and what a nice package it was... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Doncha just love movies where the lawyer gets eaten in the first reel? 
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I don't believe it. I don't believe it! You're meant to come down here and defend me against these characters, and the only one I've got on my side is the blood-sucking lawyer!
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I'm sure there's a clever girl in that movie somewhere.
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Usually I mean those two when I say 'We have a T-Rex[^]'
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: those two
Surely you mean "those three, soon-to-be-four" 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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