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GeneralMan, Recruiters Really Tick Me Off... PinPopular
#realJSOP8-Apr-16 6:40
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I just got this email:

"I'm reaching out as I just had an immediate requirement come in for a rapidly growing company here in Austin ...[pointless crap about how fast their growing, blah-f*ckin-blah...

They are looking to add a QA Engineer with coding skills (ideally Java or Python, or both)...[more pointless job description drivel]...

This would be perfect for someone who has some Q/A experience but wants a route into development, or someone looking for their first Java/Python coding role, and they will provide you the support to get there if you are willing to start in QA."


Here's what sent me over the edge...

"I appreciate this may not be appropriate for you..."

Well then, Mr. "senior recruiter", why the F*CK are you bothering me?!!! I sent this as a reply:

I gotta say this is so far outside my skill set that I'm assuming this is a f*ckin' joke of some kind. Did you even so much as skim over my resume?

And "start out in QA" so I could eventually "move up" to a junior developer position? I've been a programmer for over 35 f*ckin years, and currently command six-figure salaries. Do you think your customer would be willing to pay me that much money just for doing Q/A? This email is a f*ckin insult, and if I were standing in front of you right now, I'd punch you in the mouth for even suggesting this position.

What a f*ckin dick...


".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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