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Happy birthday to me,
Happy birthday to me,
Happy birthday dear meeeeee
Happy birthday to me!
B
Coz all you buggers forgot
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Happy Birthday, and many more ... 
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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bryce wrote:
Coz all you buggers forgot
Congratulations on completing your 365-day cycle 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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It's a leap year, so 366.
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Many happy solar tour completion celebrations dude
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How old ya Kiwi prick?
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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while you_are_fine_with_it
{
![Jig | [Dance]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/jig.gif) and ![Beer | [beer]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif) and  and
}
Congratulations!
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Happy birthday! 
bryce wrote: Coz all you buggers forgot
I didn't, it just wasn't your birthday yet in my timezone 
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That which one does not know, one cannot .. er .. um ..
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Congrats survived another year.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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you have no idea how close you are to the bone on that one :/
B
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And many more, until you're 404!
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Shouldn't that be 410 Gone?
[Edit]
For those who believe in an afterlife, that would be 301 Moved Permanently
[/Edit]
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Mine rhymes. Yours doesn't.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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WOGGER!
you old goat - aint seen you in ages!
B
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I'm a much older goat, now! Retired from a rotten job working for an obnoxious, inept arsefardle, and focusing on gunsmithing and developing a machine shop. Glad to see you're still kicking! And another year older, I might add...
Will Rogers never met me.
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Can't forget something I don't know.
Nevertheless I wish you a happy one!
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I didn't forget, I just couldn't give a flying monkey turd!
veni bibi saltavi
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HBD and Mandy Moore! It's a typo if it doesn't come true.
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Here is the thing. I live in land down under called Australia and property prices here are 12 to 15 times your average wages before tax. I am 32 and still renting and no hope in hell I can save 20% deposit to get loan even if I live off noodles for few years ( or may be I can if I only live off noodles ). There are many reasons for property prices so high here but I am just questioning what it takes to buy a first home ?
How long did it takes you to buy your first home ?
Edit
Thank you for your responses.
Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf *
Maths is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.
modified 9-May-16 0:00am.
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