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Homo sapiens of the mammalia class 
Seriously, what did you expect?
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A code monkey, as most of us.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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True! True!
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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That explains the 'brown clods' thrown about during the morning stand-up...
Software Zen: delete this;
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Maybe they thought you were Belgian.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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How do you get 20 Belgians on a flag pole?
Just pull up a portion of fries. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Well...
Depression is looming on my horizon as well, not completely unrelated to my very recent question right here.
I think I lack pets rather than petting. 
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Pets are awesome, I have a cat and she isn't even very funny or cuddly.
I got her from the shelter and the first few months I couldn't pet her at all.
It took me a good year, but now she loves to cuddle (for about five minutes at a time and only with me).
When I'm in bed she comes to lay by my side until I've petted her and after about five minutes she leaves and comes back in the morning.
Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night and I say her name and I hear a purring engine starting up next to me.
She doesn't do a lot of crazy stuff, mostly she just sleeps.
Seeing her do anything really warms the heart though
Dogs are great too, but require more attention. It's not very doable as a single person. A coworker does it, but has to bring his dog to a dogsitter every day.
Do yourself a favor and get a cat (preferably from a shelter, they need you!), best decision ever
They really brighten your days and reduce stress!
Whatever you do, hope it works out!
I hope you hear from your friend across the Atlantic (I'm assuming that's what it's about).
P.S. I'm not really depressed, notice the joke icon
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The incredible voice of Esma Redzepova (Macedonia): [^].
Madam Redzepova died on December 11, 2016. An incredible life: [^]Quote: Redžepova was born on 8 August 1943 in Skopje, 20 Ivo Lola Ribar street.[8] At that time, Skopje was occupied by the Kingdom of Bulgaria, allied to Nazi Germany,[9] although the region was returned to Yugoslavia just two years later. She was the second youngest of six children in a Romani family. Her paternal grandfather was a Catholic Roma and her grandmother an Iraqi Jew, while her mother was a Muslim Roma from a village close to Skopje.[10]
Her father Ibrahim,[11] who had lost a leg during a German bombing in Skopje in 1941,[12] worked variously as a porter, circus strongman and shoeshiner.[13] He sang and played drums and sometimes performed at weddings.[8] Some of Esma's siblings accompanied him. Esma's mother was a seamstress.[12]
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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Not to my taste, I must admit - but the squeezebox at the start did put me off immediately. Never heard anything I liked come out of an accordion ... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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The only problem I have with accordion players is that it's a criminal offence to smack 'em in the mouth.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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... and while I'm not going to buy one the questions and reviews are worth a read!
It's a "steam punk" keyboard (for silly money): Datamancer Sojourner Keyboard[^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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But, it's only $1,000, so why not? 
Oh, wait, $15 for shipping? Forget it. 
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I only gave it 4 stars, because whenever I create a linked list with a null error, random items disappear from my room and I miss my cat.
I was not prepared for that
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 7lbs?
Sure getting your money's worth.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I also like the Seafarer's keyboard that goes for bargain price of $1650.
Yikes!
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Good reviews, though:
Quote: So i bought this decently priced keyboard and my wife left me...... Problem solved. 5 stars all the way !!!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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That's why "1-click" is so dangerous.
Oops. 
Marc
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The question we all want answered is just what were you searching for when you "found" this?
Inquiring minds want, nay, need to know.
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Surprisingly, this[^] - for a friend, you understand. 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Some people actually gave it 1 start...what the hell were they thinking?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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Delivery charges?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Delivery charges from Rivendell at not cheap my friend.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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