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The Weird and The Wonderful forum is a place to post Coding Horrors, Worst Practices, and the occasional flash of brilliance.

We all come across code that simply boggles the mind. Lazy kludges, embarrassing mistakes, horrid workarounds and developers just not quite getting it. And then somedays we come across - or write - the truly sublime.

Post your Best, your worst, and your most interesting. But please - no programming questions . This forum is purely for amusement and discussions on code snippets. All actual programming questions will be removed.

 
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Sander Rossel6-Jun-17 5:58
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kmoorevs5-Jun-17 4:15
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Sander Rossel wrote:
Once had an issue with a rather unstable connection that often made it fail the first time.

This reminds me of a funny story where a customer kept having intermittent issues with our software...database connections kept timing out. Confused | :confused:

Every time the guy would call having problems, I would remote in, and the problem wouldn't happen. Luckily, they were within driving distance, so I went onsite to try and sort it out.

The end user's office was across the driveway to a shipping dock and warehouse. The database server was located in the warehouse office, and the network connection between the two offices was a p2p (line of sight) wireless setup. (apparently a short term solution while they were constructing new offices) When I arrived, there wasn't a lot going on...the software worked without fail. After a while, a truck arrived and began backing into the dock...and suddenly, the database connection was gone! OMG | :OMG:

For weeks, the customer never made the 'connection'! Luckily, the fix was simply raising the p2p units by a few more feet.
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse

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