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The Weird and The Wonderful forum is a place to post Coding Horrors, Worst Practices, and the occasional flash of brilliance.

We all come across code that simply boggles the mind. Lazy kludges, embarrassing mistakes, horrid workarounds and developers just not quite getting it. And then somedays we come across - or write - the truly sublime.

Post your Best, your worst, and your most interesting. But please - no programming questions . This forum is purely for amusement and discussions on code snippets. All actual programming questions will be removed.

 
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Nelek6-Jun-17 6:53
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Sander Rossel5-Jun-17 5:29
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Customers do that Laugh | :laugh:

I have a similar story with a printer.
The user pressed the print button to print somewhere around 100 to 150 invoices.
It often happened that the printing stopped after 50 or so invoices.
And always at the end of the day (because that's when they printed invoices).

So I was testing my software, looking for bugs, writing "fixes" for "what could be it", added additional logging, everything, but I was never able to find the problem.
And when I visited it didn't happen, of course.
This went on for weeks.
Then my manager visited them, for completely unrelated business, and called me "Is that print problem fixed already? I'm about to leave, but they're going to print invoices so I can check on them now."
He checked and you'll never believe what their issue was.
They clicked the print button and SHUT DOWN THEIR COMPUTER TO GO HOME!!! WTF | :WTF: OMG | :OMG: Unsure | :~ Dead | X|
Never did it occur to them that shutting down the computer would stop it from printing.

I can tell you I felt like driving a truck over their computers! Laugh | :laugh:

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