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X marks the spot?
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Somehow, you need to work into this:
"One Man's Trash Is Another Man's Treasure - Any Takers?"
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Seems Oak Island's the safest place to bury treasure; the brothers have spent millions, torn the place apart and found no more than a couple of pennies (which I guess they can now rub together), half a dozen rocks, and last season (or before) a stick they still wet dreaming over. Never mind the treasure, they've probably destroyed more in real estate value than any box of gold is worth.
Point is the holes are already dug out there, enough to bury a small village an entire extended family.
Sin tack
the any key okay
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So as all the old timers here know, I have been here since the first couple of weeks of the sites existence. I was the first Michael Martin here by far, I know this as I was allowed to name my account Michael Martin.
So today my setting faarrrkkkk up and I have to make some changes. One of them was to pop-up user profiles, I'd rather suck a dog off than have that shite running.
So I go to My Settings (as they have moved that particular setting there) and find I can't save any changes as Michael Martin is already taken. Can't even remove the erroneous spaces that have been put between the <, b, i and >'s in there.
So f***et I'm now Michael Faarrrkkkking Martin.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Nice to meet you. Better faarrrkkkking than no king at all.
I need a perfect, to the point answer as I am not aware of this.
Please don't reply explaining what method overloading is
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I somehow have the sensation of a dejavu
Didn't you have this same problem one or two years ago?
I suppose this is something @chris-maunder can solve. I would recommend you to contact him, later when you are not so pissed off 
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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I still hope that this is the same thing that I'm suffering from. He is in a far better position than I am to keep complaining until it is fixed. 
I need a perfect, to the point answer as I am not aware of this.
Please don't reply explaining what method overloading is
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@Chris-Maunder can you sort him out? Or he'll be faarrrkkkking on about it faaarrrr ages. 
Or ... rename his account to "Shirley" like he suggests in the title and prevent him changing it back? Your choice!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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In another time and another place they did exactly that to me, only that it was Susie, not Shirley.
I need a perfect, to the point answer as I am not aware of this.
Please don't reply explaining what method overloading is
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At least is farking and not farting 
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Well...I could. I guess.
But this seems way more fun.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Hey Michael Faarrrkkkking Martin, welcome to the lounge! 
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy Falcon.
modified 11-Aug-17 5:56am.
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Michael Faarrrkkkking Martin wrote: So f***et I'm now Michael Faarrrkkkking Martin.
Don't worry, you've always been that to us...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Michael Faarrrkkkking Martin wrote: One of them was to pop-up user profiles, I'd rather suck a dog off
Yeah, that one gets turned back on whenever you turn your back.
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So we should trust AI, as it lacks the human error (but only AI backed by the good humans of course). But I'm asking what will happen if that AI hacked? We all f***ed...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: as it lacks the human error
Someone will have to prove that before I believe that. If you train your AI with lies, you will obviously get something that's free of human error. I even had made some nice little AIs myself that developed a 'live and let live' mentality and did the opposite of what I wanted them to by very creatively interpreting my directives.
Whoever is proclaiming this nonsense, should better think a little what hackers will do to their little Frankensteins in the future. I certainly would feed an AI with BS until it malfunctions in the manner I want it to. Trolling meets hacking.
I need a perfect, to the point answer as I am not aware of this.
Please don't reply explaining what method overloading is
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ta tan
ta ta tann
ta tan
ta ta tan
tiroriiii
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In case something as clear as that has not been understood this was the beginning of the original soundtrack of terminator 1.
Years of science fiction can't be wrong... we are all doomed. End of story.
Of course we have to see what will happen first...
- we will kill ourselves.
- skynet will kill us.
- aliens will kill us.
- we will be disconnected from the matrix.
- a zombie outbreak.
- lack of bacon.
- a monster clistctrl will crush us all.
- a massive suicide after the next transformers movie.
- ...
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No! No! Tell me it isn't true!
Joan M wrote: lack of bacon.
All the others I can cope with...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Even another Transformers movie????
You are now my personal hero.
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Oh yes. No problem - people who watch that stuff probably should kill themselves ...
We tried to watch one of them - herself wanted "something light and brain out" - and gave up after about 10 ~ 15 minutes.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: We all f***ed...
Well - not if you mean the more agricultural/gynecological use of the acronym AI we aren't...
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AI is somehow software which sometimes contains bugs. So it may buggy too. 
I hope the error handling is correct else sometimes a nuclear war may start 
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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KarstenK wrote: nuclear war may start
AI is far behind natural stupidity when it comes to that, at least at the moment.
I need a perfect, to the point answer as I am not aware of this.
Please don't reply explaining what method overloading is
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Quote: So we should trust AI,
Really?
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