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The Weird and The Wonderful forum is a place to post Coding Horrors, Worst Practices, and the occasional flash of brilliance.

We all come across code that simply boggles the mind. Lazy kludges, embarrassing mistakes, horrid workarounds and developers just not quite getting it. And then somedays we come across - or write - the truly sublime.

Post your Best, your worst, and your most interesting. But please - no programming questions . This forum is purely for amusement and discussions on code snippets. All actual programming questions will be removed.

 
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I support a customer located out in LA. I was trying to vpn into their network, nothing was working. Tried calling the office, no answer (lines dead), so I called my contact on his cell. Seems the mid-size firm they used for telecommunications (phones, internet, etc) was having a technical issue. In one day:

- hi, my network is down. them: "yes, we're aware of the situation, should be fixed shortly."
- hi, now my phones don't work either. them: "yes, we've had a hardware failure, we're working it."
- hello? calling them now gets a this number has been disconnected message.

Apparently, this mid-size firm had invested in a fairly large network switch that had worked fine for several years. They had dozens of companies contracted to provide network, voip, etc. Over the weekend, the switch crashed hard, and they learned no one had backed up anything. At all...

The owners of the company immediately declared bankruptcy, cashed out, closed the doors and left.
Charlie Gilley
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"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
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