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Oh, st*ff and nonsense!
The cure is obviously toilet paper -- we're just not as smart as those who figured it out.
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I think it is a combination of things: making pasta rolls with toilet paper !
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Wiping your ass with linguine will save us all! 
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Remind me not to come to your place for dinner when this is over. 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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RickZeeland wrote: I think it is a combination of things: making pasta rolls with toilet paper !
Easiest lasagna you'll ever make -- you can even make it easily fit in a round oven dish.
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If the handle is 6 feet long that would make the perfect Social Distancing tool!
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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DRHuff wrote: If the handle is 6 feet long that would make the perfect Social Distancing tool!
And if it's not, the tines will do just fine.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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ah, the tines they are a-challenging
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If the tip goes red, you're to close.
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Is a waterfall the opposite of a firefly?
( don't blame she, she is 9 years old - this is her thought not mine. I could never come up with this  )
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, navigate a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects! - Lazarus Long
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stoneyowl2 wrote: she is 9 years old
I think you have just whistle-blown the source of @OriginalGriff's "Thought of the day"
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Not only TotD: I get all my code from 9 year olds as well!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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Yoda said it:
Limitless the mind of a child is.
(or however it is said in english)
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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What about groundhogs and airsupplies?
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Ask her this: if watermelon exists, where are the firemelon, earthmelon, and airmelon?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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Will inquire, she lives in Alaska, so an answer will take a day or so.
The one she had 3 years ago was:
"What did the snail say when he got a ride on the turtle?"
((Whee !!)
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, navigate a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects! - Lazarus Long
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The earthmelon and the airmelon were burnt up by the firemelon in a disco inferno.
The watermelon put out the firemelon, but was too late to save the others, so he's the only one left.
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No, a firemelon puts out fires!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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OriginalGriff wrote: No, a firemelon puts out fires!
That's what they want you to think... [cue sinister laugh]
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She needs to ask Winnie ther Pooh[^].
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If you enjoy collecting great statements from kids:
I didn't write down the exact date; my daughter was somewhere between two and three years old. Usually the fluorescent light in the bathroom is on 24/7, but for some reason, it was turned of, so I had to switch it on when we went in for her evening bath. The light flashed a few times, as fluorescent lights do, and my daughter exclaimed:
"Wow! The light shook on!"
Isn't that a great way of describing how fluorescent light turn on?
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stoneyowl2 wrote: Is a waterfall the opposite of a firefly?
It is a brilliant thought; it shows that she thinks, something most homo sapiens sapiens incapable of.
Encourage her, in any way.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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My about-to-be sister-in-law, when she was 8, posed the following question once when she was told she wasn't allowed to do something:
"Why not? It's a semi-free country!"
Software Zen: delete this;
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