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I'm protected by the shade cast from the belly developed from taking things out of the refrigerator.
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If you install a sun bed in your refrigerator, will you get a hot and a cool body at the same time?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
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The latest news here is that a firm selling infrared sauna's claimed that their products could cure Corona 
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Never underestimate the power of the Mentos, just put some in a bottle of cola and shake 
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Wha? Every day is a school day at The Lounge. 
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Where have you been the last 20 years?
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
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We have a "celebrity chef" attempting to sell a flashing colored light machine that purportedly cures COVID19 for $15k. He is not under investigation for fraud I believe.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
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I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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That's because the 'flashy thing' also erases all memory of buying the crap.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
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RickZeeland wrote: The latest news here is that a firm selling infrared sauna's claimed that their products could cure Corona
The only problem being that you have to swallow it and hold it in precisely the right orientation with the glottis for it to do any good.
And wouldn't ultra-violet work better?
Did they consider looking into the science of it, before trying to get their name on the list of coronavirus profiteers?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I saw it in the consumer TV programme "Kassa", when confronted with their strange claims they promised to rectify it
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RickZeeland wrote: they promised to rectify it
Highly appropriate wording, considering that it came out of a rectum -- might as well put it back.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Not me. However, I am sure my kids are.
Been extremely challenging keeping them from grazing in the kitchen. ugh. The grocery bills.
First world problems, I guess.
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Perhaps you should install a lock on the fridge.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
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No but I'm reaching the same weight.
I'm hiding from exercise...I'm in the fitness protection program.
JaxCoder.com
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You should take the light bulb out of the fridge. It's obviously [the light] that's attracting you.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
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You think Mike is actually Mothman? 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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I've had the pleasure of experiencing the Texas sun firsthand a few decades ago. I'd say there's no way a native is getting a tan from a refrigerator lightbulb...
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I'm betting on the light in the refrigerator turning itself off in disgust when the Texas tan opens the door.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Gary R. Wheeler wrote: I'm betting on the light in the refrigerator turning itself off in disgust
It's John.
It's fear.
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I've considered Elaine Tan in other places, but not in the fridge.
Or is this a Green Lantern thing?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Nope. It was 80 here today, and I was outside pulling weeds and such. Nekid... 
Truthfully, I've spent most of the day in the fridge, trying to figure out why it suddenly won't get down to 40. I've moved critical items out to another fridge, and ordered parts that I think will help, but frankly, I'm not sure I can eat all this ice cream before the parts get here.
Will Rogers never met me.
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I know a teaspoon is for stirring tea, but who wants to stir tables?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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What the fork are you talking about?
[EDIT]
It's a ladle late for more cutting replies.
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