|
"This is the fifth time that you have been late to work this week! Do you know what that means?!"
I said, "That it's Friday?"
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
|
|
|
|
|
bit of a weak response.
I would have gone with:
Yes! It's Friday!
... tomorrow can sleep in again except it'll be without some dumbass bugging me about it.
pestilence [ pes-tl-uh ns ] noun
1. a deadly or virulent epidemic disease. especially bubonic plague.
2. something that is considered harmful, destructive, or evil.
Synonyms: pest, plague, CCP
|
|
|
|
|
Boss always yells at me; take out the garbage, quit picking your nose, did that smell come out of you?
What a poor lad to do?
I'm not sure how many it cookies it makes to be happy, but so far it's not 271
JaxCoder.com
|
|
|
|
|
...get out of waste management. 
|
|
|
|
|
Kris Lantz wrote: ...get out of waste management.
I'm retired but I like to stay busy. 
I'm not sure how many it cookies it makes to be happy, but so far it's not 271
JaxCoder.com
|
|
|
|
|
Mike Hankey wrote: did that smell come out of you
No it was the dog!
We have a flatulent lab.
The worst is "don't use the toilet I just cleaned them" - whats a lad to do...
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
|
|
|
|
|
Many years ago I had a large German Shepard and whenever I feed him soft dog food, Alpo, he would wake us out of a dead sleep and bring tears to my our eyes.
I'm not sure how many it cookies it makes to be happy, but so far it's not 27.
JaxCoder.com
|
|
|
|
|
ZurdoDev wrote: "This is the fifth time that you have been late to work this week! Do you know what that means?!"
Yes, if you don't give me that raise, this will continue to be the new normal.
|
|
|
|
|
the week starts on sunday: so friday would be day 6, not 5. and unless you work weekends, it would be impossible to be late to work on Saturday. so, you were late to work on Thursday or your boss is high on drugs and you should yell back.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Enjoy smirking at people while you can, they allready banned "Smoking" and "Smacking" ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
|
|
|
|
|
This is very grin news indeed!
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
|
|
|
|
|
Banning smirking is definitely a simper ban than the others.
|
|
|
|
|
OriginalGriff wrote: they allready banned "Smoking" and "Smacking" ...
I guess I'll just stick to stalking, forking the talking.
To everyone's chagrin,
| Ravings en masse^ |
|---|
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
|
|
|
|
|
given we're supposed to wear masks now, smirking really ain't what it used to be.
pestilence [ pes-tl-uh ns ] noun
1. a deadly or virulent epidemic disease. especially bubonic plague.
2. something that is considered harmful, destructive, or evil.
Synonyms: pest, plague, CCP
|
|
|
|
|
There's an old saying; "Don't step on the toes of the persons ass you may have to kiss tomorrow."
When you talk, you are only repeating what you already know.
But if you listen, you may learn something new.
--Dalai Lama
JaxCoder.com
|
|
|
|
|
... Classical Soprano[^] - trust me, just listen when the tune starts! 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
|
|
|
|
|
She even does the \\// sign at the end. This should reconcile geeks with classical music 
"Five fruits and vegetables a day? What a joke!
Personally, after the third watermelon, I'm full."
|
|
|
|
|
Fantastic! I've found a new appreciation of opera! 
|
|
|
|
|
Reminds me of when we were in Singapore, we would do a pre dawn walk through the Gardens by the Bay[^] when one time they were doing a rehersal for a Star Wars festival and were playing the theme and testing the light show, bloody amazing as there were only about 6 of us watching.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
|
|
|
|
|
|
I always assumed the lyrics were these: Star Trek[^]
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
|
|
|
|
|
That can drive-out or Kill the ants that intruded into my notebook. 
Also suggest an idea that can create enough heat. Hot enough for the ants to die inside and RIP. 
|
|
|
|
|
Nand32 wrote: suggest an idea that can create enough heat. Hot enough for the ants to die inside
Get Samsung to make the battery?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
|
|
|
|
General 
News 
Suggestion 
Question 
Bug 
Answer 
Joke 
Praise 
Rant 
Admin 
Submit an article or tip
