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If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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He's a slow learner ... didn't he have a couple of accounts closed last weekend for posting just links in the lounge? I guess trolls never learn. 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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A priest is complaining to a colleague that someone has stolen his bicycle. His colleague suggests that he discuss the ten commandments in his next sermon, and hope that number eight or number ten persuades the thief to return it.
The next time they meet, the colleague asks if his idea worked.
"Well, sort of," says the priest, "when I got to number seven I remembered where I left it..."
The less you need, the more you have.
Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally.
JaxCoder.com
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Only ten for Christians, the Kabbalah has twelve.
And for those married, there is one extra; honor your wife, or she will beat you 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: And for those married, there is one extra; honor your wife, or she will beat you
The eleventh commandment (for Jews and Christians, at least) is "Thou shalt not get caught". 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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The 13th commandment; do as your wife says, or she will be the sh*t out of you.
It's ingredients for a happy life, even if half don't make sense.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: The 13th commandment; do as your wife says, or she will be the sh*t out of you.
It's ingredients for a happy life, even if half don't make sense.
I did not know that simps were a religious sect. 
Unfortunately, in most cases "yes, dear" is these days the road to the Dark Side where the likes of divorce lawyers and other vultures are already waiting for you. Search your feelings and you will know it to be true.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: I did not know that simps were a religious sect
Well,my daughter watches the Simpsons religiously. Is that close enough?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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I'm using a school wifi - well I'm in a school today so why not?
I tried to do an npm install for my wee project at it got nacked because the route was blocked by the firewall.
Bloody infants school, preventing their students from building react apps during their break!
veni bibi saltavi
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: my wee project
So designing new urinals for the kiddies eh? 
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Not content with trolling[^], so now you're upping the ante with scat comments?!
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Greg Utas wrote: Not content with trolling
Who's trolling who?
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: react
Well at least you didn't mix your metaphor!
On that note: gnc[^] Go here ... and upvote Bill's tip/trick ... do it with a vengeance!
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Schools should be a safe place for students so it's only logical they blocked JavaScript 
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So, what do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing. They fast.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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My greyhound groaned, rolled over, and went back to sleep.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Give him/her/it/zhir a cooky 
Bastard Programmer from Hell
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Even he thought that joke was a bit ruff
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Aye, there's a lovely joke there: When we picked him out from the pictures on the adoption group's site, my wife decided to name him Bacchus, after the Greek and Roman god wine and revelry. We went to meet him, and the couple who were fostering him told us he didn't bark, he just whined.
Yes, he's Bacchus the god of, er, whine.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Wouldn't they eat prunes, so they get the runs?
I'll get my coat
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Isn't Laxette even faster?!
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Is that a horse laxative? In that case, it would give you the trots...
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Well played..
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