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I understand exactly how mad you are. I had the same experience in arround 1980.
I've a degree in maths and physics. Ended up designing Building Services,(Heating, Ventilation, Airconditioning). running contracts, ( learned All sorts of legal stuff) ended up in consultancy, getting handsumly paid as engineering expert for insurance cases.
It's a multi-dimensional, time-travelling company, obviously. From what I suspect, you're just a regular earthling born in the 20th century who hasn't yet put down a down payment on his first time machine.
What you need to do is have your future self loan you his time machine, travel back to 2008 for the initial Android release, work until the present, then time travel back to 2008 again and work for a competing company that puts your previous self's company out of business, causing a paradoxical time anomaly that can only be remedied by working as a "Mobile App Consultant" for whatever the job posting company was.
1) The number "10" is written in binary.
2) It's a test to see how you react when confronted with frustrating situations.
3) They have a secret robotics laboratory where they are building actual androids.
I've been an advocate of post-natal abortion for a number of years now. I find that questions such as "did you keep the receipt?" when introduced to other peoples little darlings tends to have a small positive effect, but I am pro post-natal abortion only up to the 67th trimester. You have to draw a line somewhere!
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
For WP8 you'll most likely be building your game with XNA. Given that I'd suggest looking for generic XNA examples for what you want to do. Most of the techniques you'll run into will probably port nicely to the phone. That's the road I went down for my WP7 games anyway.