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Movie Quote Of The Day
You are a worthless street rat. You were born a street rat, you'll die a street rat, and only your fleas will mourn you!
Which movie?
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Sepp Blatter: The life story
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Ratatouille? Rats in Paris?
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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21 Cage-street
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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It's kinda sad, really, but I believe those were the exact word my mother said to me on her death bed... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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That's terrible. I really hope you are joking.
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Was she dying before or after she said them?
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The jury's still out on that one...
No, literally - They're not sure if circumstantial evidence is enough... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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For revenge what she did to you, I will say the same thing to my mother when she dies 
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the ninja turtles
Life's like a nose, you've got to get out of it whats in it!
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Iron Lady
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Presumably, Chrome has updated itself again - because when I started it this morning I got a pop-up from Google about updating my account "all in one place".
So I follow the linky thing, and find a bit marked "Manage Ad Settings". "Oho!" I think. "Can I turn some of them off?" I click...
uBlock₀ has prevented the following page from loading:"
So, uBlock considers Google as a spammer...yes, yes, I can see that... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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I hope I can get rid of this sh_tstorm ASAP.
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Just wait until you get to work on some nice application that represents a collection of 20 years worth of 'best practices' by some Access monkeys.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Provide bookmark sort option based on user bookmarked date for the articles, with this users can easily get articles.
Dileep
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Please post your suggestion in the Bugs & Suggestions[^]-forum. And maybe explain it a bit more detailed, at least I don't understand what you exactly mean
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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Thanks for your suggestion. I will post in Suggestions page.
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Woman falls in hospital, told to call ambulance[^]
What the f***?
MAJOR FAIL!
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Huge lawsuit
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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No, it's Canada.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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If you read it, it does make a lot of sense:
"But Wallace’s son said they refused to help until paramedics arrived." That's sensible - if you have two nurses and a suspected broken hip, then they aren't going to want to move her on their own. They'd be afraid of making the injury a lot worse as well as of causing considerable pain to the woman. Paramedics are trained (and equipped) to lift casualties; nurses aren't.
Herself works in an old folks home; all the staff are trained how to lift and move clients. But unless it's a fire, you get the professionals to lift badly injured ones!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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