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...and that's good entertainment!
Oh, and the hardware geek stuff is cool.
Shog9
So much he don't understand,
Just might never make it to a man...
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The world needs more curmudgeons. They're analogous to fiber in the digestive system. If you don't get enough, the sh*t piles up and causes problems.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Most of the time your posts are pretty bloody amusing. Your recent classic response to some sad Linux zealot was hilarious reading.
When I am king, you will be first against the wall.
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Imagine Simmons in Holland! He would be roaring down a strip of road, in his Nascar, bordered by hundreds of windmills all frantically tilting as far back from the road as they could.
"Brother Windmills, tilt! tilt! The phrophecied Simmons has arrived! Fear ye your ground corn, tilt tilt!"
Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa
Chris Losinger wrote:
i hate needles so much i can't even imagine allowing one near The Little Programmer
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Paul Watson wrote:
Fear ye your ground corn, tilt tilt
Oh, man that caught me just right!
BW
Eschew Obfuscation
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You use Windows.
* Wow, I see other people are taking these two threads seriously. You should get your own show Simmons. The John Simmons Show; Where you get not to vent your anger at your amnesiac, lesbian step-mother who was born in a trailer park but at John Simmons himself. First up we have Jerry Springer to give John some tips on how to start a chair throwing, hair pulling fight.
Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa
Chris Losinger wrote:
i hate needles so much i can't even imagine allowing one near The Little Programmer
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Only because I'm a sucker for punishment.
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I thought Geraldo had the famous chair throwing incident. He got is nose broken.
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"The money power of the country will endeavor to prolong its rule by preying upon the prejudices of the people until all wealth is concentrated in a few hands and the Republic destroyed."
-- Abraham Lincoln
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Geraldo
Who the heck is Geraldo? Geronomo's half-brother?
Actually. The only Jerry Springer I have seen is from Austin Powers. The rest I have heard from friends and reviews. Was Geraldo a lesbian or a gay KKK member?
Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa
Chris Losinger wrote:
i hate needles so much i can't even imagine allowing one near The Little Programmer
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Holy crap, Geraldo is something to everyone:
- a satanic ritual abuser
- a patriot
- a journalist
- a wrestler
- an actor (or tress, it is not clear)
- a volunteer
- a man of double-standards
- a mind controller
- a tomb raider
- a hacker
- and most dispecably "a talk show host"
Thanks for the informative link Jon, that article told me a lot about Geraldo (thought I did have to click next quite a few times to get to the last page.)
Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa
Chris Losinger wrote:
i hate needles so much i can't even imagine allowing one near The Little Programmer
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That's him. That's the one!
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You tell it like it is.
Jon Sagara
A bottle a night isn't alcoholism - it's persistence!
-- A coworker, jokingly
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I like your cynical sense of humor. In fact, your witty comments remind me of Blackadder[^]
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Ahhhh, Blackadder - I have the Christmas tape.
He is a freakin' hoot!
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I fear to ask but if you are Black Adder, then who is Baldric here on CP?
Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa
Chris Losinger wrote:
i hate needles so much i can't even imagine allowing one near The Little Programmer
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I have been meaning to ask you this question for quite some time now.
If you are an "outlaw programmer"
where the f*** is your wanted poster!
Later, JoeSox www.humanaiproject.org
"Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow."
- James Dean(ISTP)
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Yer bike, dude.
Got my learner's permit last week, and spent the weekend riding a street-certified Honda dirt-bike around the highways at the cottage. I'm hooked. Not so keen on trail-riding, but my Dad is (he used to race enduro) so I ride with him when he's around.
Nope, when I finally convince my wife that I'm not going to kill myself or force my 18-month old daughter to ride "those death-machines", I'll have an Harley in my garage.
Until then, all I got is other people's pictures.
J
"You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant."
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- Your picture
- Your disclaimer
- Your bashing style
- Your independence of mind
Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired, signifies in the final sense a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed - Dwight D. Eisenhower
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That is, there is nothing *not* to like about you.
Remember, even if you win the rat race, you're still a rat.
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I haven't read any of your posts here but the article about CListCtrl is a dummy piece of ignorance. I bet you haven't use the CListCtrl more than once and gave up. If you had spent time in reviewing control as much as writing an article about, it you 'll have made it up.
were rgrtgrtvrtrt rtrtb brt tyuhjghj hbhbnh hnjm 1234567?
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And what articles have *you* posted, you fucking loser?
What *precisely* have you contributed to the site?
What's that? Silence? I thought so.
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001
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palbano wrote:
You aparently found me beneth your dignity to provide me with your well known newb throtlings.
That merely demonstrates your innate ability to stay off the radar, and that's not necessarily a bad thing).
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001
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