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At least you remain clothed.
Otherwise you would be a bipolar bare.
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Well, winter's coming, so just fly south a little early.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It turns out that people who have been employed by it can't type[^]. Lord, this idiot sounds like the stupidest ever person from Essex (totes circs amazeballs - thanks to Kevin Bacon for introducing me to two of those words).
This idiot is now in charge of Newsnight, which used to be a serious news programme. How long before news reports have to be delivered in The Wipeout Zone, with guests that have managed to clear the big red balls.
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The Guardian takeover of the BBC is continuing at great pace. We can expect Newsnight to spend more time lying about Israel now
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I never fail to be disappointed by a post in the Lounge that complains about typos, which contains no typos itself. I read this twice looking for them. 
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I wonder if this is the same person responsible for the scrolling headline I saw on the BBC the other night which mentioned "a woman who's body was found...". 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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The Beeb gets it wrong more often than you think. You'd think that when the text scrolls continuously at the bottom of the screen they'd notice typos quicker, but they don't. They're not as bad as Sky though.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Well Microsoft 1/10 for effort with the Start Button but at least you can boot to desktop, a small step in the right direction.
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I rather suspect that 8.2 will bring some fairly major concessions to end users, given that some of the barriers to success were pushed, have voluntarily resigned.
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote: some of the barriers to success were pushed, have voluntarily resigned
The problem there being that they'll probably be replaced by uncreative stuffed suits.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: they'll probably be replaced by other uncreative stuffed suits
FTFY!
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Button? Wot button?
It looks like an instruction to the user to start playing with baby blocks.
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NormDroid wrote: Well Microsoft 1/10 for effort with the Start Button but at least you can boot to desktop, a small step in to the right direction target.
Dear Microsoft, most of us have a PC. 
Veni, vidi, vici.
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That's pretty much Blamers Plan: move us all away from PC's and to Microsoft Devices.
I don't know about you, but I find coding on a tablet with a "soft" keyboard and no mouse to be strangely relaxing. Particularly when I removed C# from my Nexus 7 so I wouldn't try and do it again...
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As there is a move towards Ultrabooks, a touch screen UI really does start to make sense. I've been using Ultrabooks for about a year now, and I find going back to my ordinary laptop is very frustrating.
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I confess that I keep tapping my laptop screen, so a hybrid isn't a bad idea, but to get full mouse/keyboard functionality, multi-touch would have to be extended to ridiculous levels -- similarly to the problem with modern FPS games, where it takes 13 fingers to tap all the keys required (in the right order, of course) to aim and shoot a gun.
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OriginalGriff wrote: I don't know about you, but I find coding on a tablet with a "soft" keyboard and no mouse to be strangely relaxing. Particularly when I removed C# from my Nexus 7 so I wouldn't try and do it again...
I have never tried it.
Veni, vidi, vici.
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Question: Can you upgrade an existing Windows 8 version or do you need to reinstall the works? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin, Actress
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Theoretically, you should just be able to upgrade the Win8 version (effectively it's W8 SP1).
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote: Theoretically
That's really reassuring 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
Greg King
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin, Actress
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I haven't actually tried it yet (hence the reason I refuse to say "definitely").
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Why on earth would you want to reinstall The Works[^]
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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I miss it! The document types were so charmingly incompatible with all other software... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
Greg King
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin, Actress
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