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Just got this email, I had no idea we even knew each other or that I could protect anyone living in Oman. If anyone believes they are capable of protecting "Safia", I'll be more than happy to give you their email address; both of them, the one the email was sent from and the one they want me to reply to.
I greet you my Dear,
I am Safia Farkash Gaddafi wife of late Muammar Gaddafi. Currently we are on temporary asylum in the Sultanate of Oman after we left Algeria. There is something I want you to do for me. I believe you are capable to protect me. This must remain between me and you. I will open up to you when I hear from you.
yours sincere sister,
Safia Farkash Qaddafi
Comments from work:- "Why can't you just do it like everybody else?"
- "Well, we haven't had any complaints yet."
- "I just want to get it into production."
- "It only matters if it’s important to someone who matters."
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Probably we receive these mails as Spam where one would never even bother 
Ranjan.D
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Hey, What are you doing with a picture of OG?
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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That can't be OG, there are no sheep feathers on the floor.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: there are no sheep feathers on the floor.
What sort of mutant sheep do you have in the Netherlands? 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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OG makes them dance with feather boas.
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That's not me.
I sit on a chair.
This message is manufactured from fully recyclable noughts and ones. To recycle this message, please separate into two tidy piles, and take them to your nearest local recycling centre.
Please note that in some areas noughts are always replaced with zeros by law, and many facilities cannot recycle zeroes - in this case, please bury them in your back garden and water frequently.
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I googled "fat bloke mother's basement".
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Zombie Code Monkey wrote: Gaddafi
Zombie Code Monkey wrote: Qaddafi
First be consistent, then I'll help you.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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Go forth and multiply. I'm sure she's a real cracker and think of the money.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Inventor of the Dolby Noise Reduction system.
I wonder if anyone heard his final words?
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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Dalek Dave wrote: I wonder if anyone heard his final words?
Only dogs and bats
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
.\\axxx
(That's an 'M')
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Sssshhh! ![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
/ravi
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Dalek Dave wrote: I wonder if anyone heard his final words?
Very, very clearly.
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What the Hell is wrong with these people I keep reading about in the paper who want to go and live on Mars? I've been to the top of Tenerife which is probably similar and there's nothing there - just rocks and thin air. It was rubbish!
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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There are very few things left that give the recognition of Columbus or Magellan, didn't you ever want to be the first person to do something people would recognize for the rest of recorded time?
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In the immortal words of James T. Kirk; "Beam me up Scotty there's no intelligent life down here"
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Mike Hankey wrote: In the immortal words of James T. Kirk; "Beam me up Scotty there's no intelligent life down here"
Ahem:
Though it has become irrevocably associated with the series and movies, the exact phrase was never actually spoken in any Star Trek television episode or film.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I think some of them were volunteered by family and friends 
(I know I nominated DD, as I looked forward to getting a message posted from the studio out in the desert telling us how it is all a fake)
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
.\\axxx
(That's an 'M')
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Rob Philpott wrote: there's nothing there - just rocks and thin air
No soap operas?
No lolcats?
No lawyers?
No airport security guards?
No bankers?
No teenage singers?
No NSA?
No SPAM?
No traffic jams?
Hell, sounds like Heaven, to me. Sign me up!
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All true, neither is there any trees, oceans, beer, pizza or hookers. The latency for online gaming would be appalling. It's a slightly one-sided angle you're arguing here!
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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Rob Philpott wrote: one-sided angle
Hey!
In this house, we obey the laws of Physics!*
* How's that for a TV-show-of-the-day quiz?**
** Yes, I do know it was "thermodynamics"
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