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What a croc 
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote: What a croc
You beat me to it! 
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BillWoodruff wrote: Perhaps using genetic alligatorrhythms ?
That's one I'd like to see later!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Given the amount of information you have provided us regarding your skill level, target platform(s), development time line, development environment, projected application price, etc. I can only point you to something like this: http://www.epa.gov/greenapps/ideas.html[^]
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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Create an app that would allow you to post pictures of people recycling. ..since other apps do not allow posting of pictures of people if they be recycling? 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: other apps do not allow posting of pictures of people if they be recycling?
Indeed. I can say with my hand on my heart than none of my apps allow you to post pictures of people recycling.
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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OriginalGriff wrote: can say with my hand on my heart than none of my apps allow you to post pictures of people recycling.
I'd say that is because none of your apps does allow posting pictures, at all?
And then I heard it like a shot through my skull to my brain,
I felt my fingertips tingle and it started to rain,
When the walls of my bedroom were tremblin' around me,
This ramshackle voice over attack of a bluebeat,
And tellin' me she's only looking for fun.
And this was the sound of the very last gang in town.
I'da called you Woody, Joe
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Picky, picky, picky! 
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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Lots.
I'll sell you some for an upfront fee and share of any future profits.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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Send me you bank details with your ID information and I'll deposit US$54,000,000,000.42 into your account
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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On second thought, I probably shouldn't have asked.
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Think of the replies you received as flaming arrows drawing your attention towards a place in inner space called "think outside the box."
The Lounge is a nest for first-thoughts: don't you feel less alone, now ?
bill
Google CEO, Erich Schmidt: "I keep asking for a product called Serendipity. This product would have access to everything ever written or recorded, know everything the user ever worked on and saved to his or her personal hard drive, and know a whole lot about the user's tastes, friends and predilections." 2004, USA Today interview
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Maybe you could volunteer your services at healthcare.gov, no experience necessary!
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How about an app for creating menu bars that can be embedded into other apps?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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You, too? I just released my other app into the wild so am left with nothing to do. 
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And I'm very scared[^].
Be excellent to each other. And... PARTY ON, DUDES!
Abraham Lincoln
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...
Keep Clam And Proofread
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√(-1) 23 ∑ π...
And it was delicious.
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No worries, they have the situation under control in UK at least, or wait a minute... Clikety[^] 
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Ahh, a rare photo of Mrs Yoda.
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With a matching wagon. Does it have a Lotus tuned suspension?
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable man adapts the world to himself.
Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
- George Bernard Shaw
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Nice performance though ![^]
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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Bring it baa'k! Are no sheep are safe? 
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Not me - no way an I going to run that fast!
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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