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Become an accountant?
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Marco Bertschi wrote: What to do when you start losing your mind?
The against people will have choice in fact.
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One of the first signs is you start to ask random people on the internet this question.
It looks like it may be too late for you. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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It was too late for me when I started to come to the Lounge.
And then I heard it like a shot through my skull to my brain,
I felt my fingertips tingle and it started to rain,
When the walls of my bedroom were tremblin' around me,
This ramshackle voice over attack of a bluebeat,
And tellin' me she's only looking for fun.
And this was the sound of the very last gang in town.
I'da called you Woody, Joe
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Coming to the lounge isn't where you made the mistake. It's staying.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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What to do when you start losing your hair?
Hello World!
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Superglue and silver tape. If that doesn't help, nothing will! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
Greg King
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin, Actress
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What about planting hair? does that work?
Hello World!
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I wouldn't recommend it. You would need to use fertilizer, and that's bad for the environment.
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
Greg King
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin, Actress
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It will not stop on my turn eh?
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contracting1990 wrote: What to do when you start losing your hair?
get a broom and clean up the mess.
I'd rather be phishing!
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The amount loose don't need a groom just couple but I started seeing spaces from above and front sides.
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Shave what remains quite short.
Under NO circumstances are you to adopt THIS[^]
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Not an option since I love my hair. I hope I don't lose it like my dad
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Turn the gravity up to stop it floating away.
Edit: Spam or abusive! Really? Get a grip, or at least have the balls to say why.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
modified 28-Oct-13 10:39am.
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Quote: Spam or abusive
Perhaps it's because gravity is very controversial. Some say it is just a theory and others believe it is more.
Otherwise, who knows? I'm pretty conservative and I didn't see anything bad about it.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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contracting1990 wrote: What to do when you start losing your hair?
Find it before you lose your mind too!
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Get better genes.
N.B.: this may require a time machine, and replacement parents.
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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Time machine doesn't exists and its not possible since its against logic.
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contracting1990 wrote: Time machine doesn't exists
Prove it! How would you know it doesn't exist?
contracting1990 wrote: its not possible since its against logic.
Professor Brian Cox thinks it is[^]
Stephen Hawking thinks it is[^]
Professor Robet Forward thinks it is[^]
And there are many, many others who consider it possible.
That doesn't mean the universe will just let you build one - but in all probability what we consider impossible today, will be considered commonplace in a hundred years time...
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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Its against logic and against religion. End of talk.
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"logic" and "religion" have always been in contest with the actual nature of the real world.
The real world wins in the long run, despite what "religion" or "logic" may tell you about how the universe should work to fit into the authorized mind set.
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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Cut it short and keep it that way.
Simples
speramus in juniperus
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My wife don't like it short.
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