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My dad really, really hates Sue. "That hideous bitch" I think is how he last described her.
Mel is naturally very funny because she seems a little bit mental, on 8 out of 10 cats she was very funny indeed.
I can't really remember their time as a double act, can remember watching it but cannot remember if it was any good. Discovered by French & Saunders IIRC.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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I'm with your Dad on that one, really can't stand her and have no idea how she got a career. I have a theory that somebody once told her she was funny when she was 12 and she believed it.
Having said that, I love the GBBO and watch it just to hate her, even watched it instead of England Norway the other week. And no I'm not Gay.
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What did they touch?
Looking at the profiles, their ages haven't been updated since 1998. :p
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GenJerDan wrote: Looking at the profiles, their ages haven't been updated since 1998.
are you married? if so you know that this is SOP, if you are not then download the manual before thinking of taking the plunge
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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chriselst wrote: How has it managed to still live?
Somebody's paying for the server. Or it's running on a 286 in some closet.
Marc
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Old is not necessarily bad, but still.[^]
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Talking about old designs[^] 
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Oldest might possibly be this one:
http://info.cern.ch/hypertext/WWW/TheProject.html[^]
Not counting that, I know sometimes websites get moved to servers and just left there. When a company gets big it often can't control it's domain names well enough to know which ones it has to toss. So it keeps paying. When you have thousands, and some are going to require research to determine whether they have value, it usually just is cheaper to pay the registry fee.
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A logician deducts the truth.
A detective inducts the truth.
A journalist abducts the truth.
Give a man a mug, he drinks for a day. Teach a man to mug...
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I'm WFHing today and even though it's been less than an hour am already raging at the total lack of palm rejection in my crappy Lattitude's touchpad. This is made worse by the fact that Dell removed the disable when mouse is plugged and disable within 1/n seconds of a keystroke features from the driver meaning that any time I try to type the touchpad sends my cursor flying all over the screen. The only option I can find is one to totally disable the touchpad, but it's buried deeply enough that I'd never be able to find it without help, nor could I get there with only the keyboard; and I don't want to always have to drag a mouse with me for meetings when I'm going to barely touch my laptop.
Can anyone recommend a 3rd party utility that works in win7 to do the automatic on/off for me; even a manual toggle would be acceptable if the app is keyboard drivable and could be pinned to my start menu for easy access.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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How about a small rectangle of cardboard and some sticky tape?
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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you forgot the stickybacked plastic and egg carton
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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That reminds me of a joke:
How many programmers do you need to change a lightbulb? 0, it's a hardware problem 
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And have sticky tape residue slimed all over my computer every time I took the cover off to use the touchpad? Thanks, but no thanks. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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use velcro instead!!! 
I'd rather be phishing!
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Yeah, mine has a feature called "Touch Guard" but it doesn't work well so I see the same stuff.
I took to actually keeping the Dell TouchPad utility in my tray (the little TSR thingies near the time/date) and turn it on/off as needed. Even when the touchpad is off the the pointstick (eraser thingy in the middle of the keyboard) still works to allow me to turn the touchpad back on without connecting a mouse.
Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington
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That should partially work as a short term fix; while typing this reply I managed to click a touchpad button (which is still enabled for pointy stick use).  But if I can get it to work Rage has found what should be a proper fix.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Can this [^]be of help ?
Here also something I have found:
SOLVED SOLVED SOLVED!!!
All - I've read through this and many forums and have found no solution. I figured it out on my own, so I am happy to share with you!
This solution applies to those who do not have a touchpad disable button on an F key at the top of your keyboard and have the Synaptics driver that does not show the option to disable the touchpad when the external device is present. This also applies to those where the registry key update does not work (as it did not for me).
Here's the solution.
1. Go to the Dell website and get the latest driver for your touchpad. Install it.
2. Once installed, go to c:\program files\synaptics\syntp in your windows explorer.
3. Open the program called DellTpad.exe (there is also one called DellTouchpad.exe -- don't use this one)
4. Once open, click Device Settings.
5. And voila, the old checkbox is there at the bottom! Just click to make this active and it works like a charm.
Source[^]
It is for synaptics, but could work similarly for the latitude.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Quote:
Hi,
We regret to inform you that your employment with Limrose Group Ltd is being
terminated. Your termination is the result of the following violations of company
policy:
- FCT 78 12.08.2011
- FCT 62 12.08.2011
- FCT 60 12.08.2011
You were issued written warnings on 26.08.2014. As stated in your final warning, you
needed to take steps to correct your behavior by 15.09.2014. Your failure to do so
has resulted in your termination. To appeal this termination, you must return
written notification of your intention to appeal to Kera Brandsrud in Limrose Group
Ltd no later than 03:00PM on 24.09.2014.
Sincerely,
Luci Weesner
+07839 930 969
Then there was a .arj attachment to it.
I assume people are supposed to think "Why have I been sacked by a company I don't work for? I'd better open this attachment to find out".
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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chriselst wrote: Why have I been sacked by a company I don't work for?
You've skipped so many days from work you forgot you worked there? No wonder they sacked you. 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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I know. In hindsight it was foolish of me to accept a job that was nowhere near where I lived.
I wonder what I was supposed to be doing, I might have been good at it.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Wrexham? probably something to with sheep probably, you know, like a pimp
Looking at the website it was probably web design, looks like the office cat stepped in and covered for you
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote: Looking at the website it was probably web design, looks like the office cat stepped in and covered for you
Looks like classic FrontPage to me. I remember that from the 90s.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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1890's?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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I love the way its optimised for 655 x 1080 pixels
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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