Click here to Skip to main content
15,921,203 members

Welcome to the Lounge

   

For discussing anything related to a software developer's life but is not for programming questions. Got a programming question?

The Lounge is rated Safe For Work. If you're about to post something inappropriate for a shared office environment, then don't post it. No ads, no abuse, and no programming questions. Trolling, (political, climate, religious or whatever) will result in your account being removed.

 
GeneralRe: For all you Joe Bonamassa fans Pin
PhilLenoir15-Jan-15 8:25
professionalPhilLenoir15-Jan-15 8:25 
GeneralRe: For all you Joe Bonamassa fans Pin
Mike Hankey15-Jan-15 8:49
mveMike Hankey15-Jan-15 8:49 
GeneralRe: For all you Joe Bonamassa fans Pin
PhilLenoir15-Jan-15 8:57
professionalPhilLenoir15-Jan-15 8:57 
GeneralRe: For all you Joe Bonamassa fans Pin
Mike Hankey15-Jan-15 9:06
mveMike Hankey15-Jan-15 9:06 
GeneralRe: For all you Joe Bonamassa fans Pin
PhilLenoir15-Jan-15 8:44
professionalPhilLenoir15-Jan-15 8:44 
GeneralRe: For all you Joe Bonamassa fans Pin
S Houghtelin15-Jan-15 0:33
professionalS Houghtelin15-Jan-15 0:33 
GeneralRe: For all you Joe Bonamassa fans Pin
MKJCP15-Jan-15 1:45
MKJCP15-Jan-15 1:45 
JokePoints to Ponder by George Carlin PinPopular
Vivi Chellappa14-Jan-15 15:52
professionalVivi Chellappa14-Jan-15 15:52 
1. There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and Sh*thead's.

2 The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content.

3. I live in my own little world but it's OK; everyone knows me here.

4 I saw a rather large woman wearing a sweatshirt with "Guess" on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?"

5. I don't do drugs 'cause I find I get the same effect just by standing up really fast.

6 A sign In a Chinese Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea."

7. Money can't buy happiness but it sure makes misery easier to live with. Money can't buy happiness but poverty can't buy anything.

8. I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a moaner.

9. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the "terminal"?

10. I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected.

11. The most precious thing we have is life, yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.

12. If life deals you lemons, make lemonade. If life deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Marys.

13. I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

14. Shopping tip: You can get shoes for a buck at bowling alleys.

15. I am a nobody; nobody is perfect, and therefore I am perfect.

16. Every day I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.

17. That Claudia Schiffer must be a genius because I told a friend my plan to attain world peace, and he told me I have "Schiffer Brains."

18. No one ever says, "It's only a game!" when their team is winning.

19. Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes, tattoos and lottery tickets are always complaining about being broke and not feeling well?

20. How long a minute is, depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

21. Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?

22. Marriage changes passion . . . Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

23. Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?

24. Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.

25. Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been!

26. Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

modified 15-Jan-15 11:43am.

GeneralRe: Points to Ponder Pin
Rick York14-Jan-15 21:31
mveRick York14-Jan-15 21:31 
GeneralRe: Points to Ponder Pin
Agent__00714-Jan-15 22:35
professionalAgent__00714-Jan-15 22:35 
GeneralRe: Points to Ponder Pin
Mark_Wallace14-Jan-15 23:40
Mark_Wallace14-Jan-15 23:40 
GeneralRe: Points to Ponder Pin
Vivi Chellappa15-Jan-15 5:42
professionalVivi Chellappa15-Jan-15 5:42 
GeneralAny get a call from TechStork about Windows security? Pin
DavidSherwood14-Jan-15 15:38
DavidSherwood14-Jan-15 15:38 
GeneralRe: Any get a call from TechStork about Windows security? Pin
Mike Hankey14-Jan-15 15:46
mveMike Hankey14-Jan-15 15:46 
GeneralRe: Any get a call from TechStork about Windows security? Pin
_Damian S_14-Jan-15 16:42
professional_Damian S_14-Jan-15 16:42 
GeneralRe: Any get a call from TechStork about Windows security? Pin
_Maxxx_14-Jan-15 17:24
professional_Maxxx_14-Jan-15 17:24 
GeneralRe: Any get a call from TechStork about Windows security? Pin
DavidSherwood15-Jan-15 5:14
DavidSherwood15-Jan-15 5:14 
GeneralRe: Any get a call from TechStork about Windows security? Pin
_Maxxx_15-Jan-15 10:33
professional_Maxxx_15-Jan-15 10:33 
GeneralRe: Any get a call from TechStork about Windows security? Pin
Mycroft Holmes14-Jan-15 20:35
professionalMycroft Holmes14-Jan-15 20:35 
GeneralRe: Any get a call from TechStork about Windows security? Pin
Motor Viper14-Jan-15 22:01
professionalMotor Viper14-Jan-15 22:01 
GeneralRe: Any get a call from TechStork about Windows security? Pin
Mycroft Holmes14-Jan-15 22:06
professionalMycroft Holmes14-Jan-15 22:06 
GeneralRe: Any get a call from TechStork about Windows security? Pin
User 1013254614-Jan-15 22:10
User 1013254614-Jan-15 22:10 
GeneralRe: Any get a call from TechStork about Windows security? Pin
Motor Viper14-Jan-15 22:15
professionalMotor Viper14-Jan-15 22:15 
GeneralRe: Any get a call from TechStork about Windows security? Pin
User 1013254614-Jan-15 21:58
User 1013254614-Jan-15 21:58 
GeneralRe: Any get a call from TechStork about Windows security? Pin
enhzflep14-Jan-15 22:42
enhzflep14-Jan-15 22:42 

General General    News News    Suggestion Suggestion    Question Question    Bug Bug    Answer Answer    Joke Joke    Praise Praise    Rant Rant    Admin Admin   

Use Ctrl+Left/Right to switch messages, Ctrl+Up/Down to switch threads, Ctrl+Shift+Left/Right to switch pages.