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second cousins
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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25mph[^] for European swallows; insufficient data for African swallows. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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You talking to me? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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loctrice wrote: The only reason he even asks is so he can seem engaged.
I think I worked with that bloke at another place.
When he did type (not code) he created the most horrendous hilarity of hacked up hummock that the mind could fathom.
You just hoped he didn't type at all.
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I know these people get jobs (there's always one at every company). I don't get how they keep them.
Poor management, nepotism, blackmail... who knows? 
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It's frustrating because when you're jumping through hoops to get a job, these people are the reason why.
Elephant elephant elephant, sunshine sunshine sunshine
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I confess that I've never understood people who put significantly more effort into not doing any work than they would have to put into doing the work itself.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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loctrice wrote: I think they are going to regret not listening.
If the new job comes through "step away from the keyboard" and don't look back.
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
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Be careful what you buy online![^] (SFW)
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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What's stiffer than rigor mortis?
Geek code v 3.12
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
I use 1TBS
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An Englishman's upper lip?
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Or an aussie[^] stiff upper lip[^]. 
Geek code v 3.12
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
I use 1TBS
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Before you go home for the weekend, think about it: one cigarette shortens your life by two hours, one bottle of vodka by three hours, and a workday by eight hours.
See you Monday?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You underestimate the destructive power of vodka.
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Could be worse, could be Gin
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Gin is fine, but I prefer Cribbage.
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Snap.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I dislike vodka, but my father believed in the healing power of whiskey. He lived to the ripe old age of 98! 
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Vodka and I don't get along. Tequila es mi amigo.
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Drinking and smoking may shorten your life. Get married and it's over instantly.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: Get married and it's over instantly.
On the contrary, every day feels like a year in jail... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Depends. Some people are gaining eternal life through work. Because every day lasts an eternity 
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Sporting increases life span, but the time you get will be spent sporting.
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Sander Rossel wrote: Sporting increases life span
Cool! I channel surf all the time.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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I surf the internet all the time
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