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...but it seems like somebody beat me to it! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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You're for the chop!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I could have clapped, by anyone would consider it a slap in this context.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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No Bacon! 
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I tried to make it but failed at step 0 
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It must be written by a VB programmer - the index starts at 1...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Oh come on, it was optional! Nobody actually used that awful
Option Base 1
Geek code v 3.12 {
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Good thing I don't like coleslaw - It sounds dangerous to make it yourself... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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... but we have no sense of humour.
(yes|no|maybe)*
"Fortunately, we don't need details - because we can't solve it for you." - OriginalGriff
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s_mon wrote: but we have no sense of humour.
That's what the others say... 
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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On the plus side, I put you on the list.
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Really? Angela was telling people that they'd given Greece the best possible deal all week!
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Microsoft Outlook used to work fairly well at detecting and rejecting the trash, but lately it's failed completely to catch garbage, despite the rules I've established. Ten years ago or so I tried out a variety of spam blocking products; all of them were seriously limited in performance, and none were worth the trade-off. Has that changed? Is there a reliable, effective anti-spam product available today?
Will Rogers never met me.
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I think our situations are different, but I had the same problem about a month ago. Out of the blue, I started getting vast amounts of junk.
I run MS Exchange from home, and it turns out that it had something called ForeFront running alongside it which acts as a spam filter, but that was only a 90 day trial. End of trial and it turned off.
That product seemed very good at sorting it all out, the caveats being you need to run Exchange, and also I think MS have abandoned it now. I'm looking for a solution to.
Actually, it would be a very easy thing to code up, if only you could plug your own spam filter in somehow.
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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It would be nice if Outlook would let me set a rule to block entire domains, but I've tried it a few times with wildcard characters for host names ( ie, *.ru ) and it doesn't work. It seems that there are no longer any standards for TLDs these days,too, since all of this new crap is coming from domains that never existed before, like .party, .science, .xyz and such. Since no legitimate email has ever used such an address, being able to block entire domains would be very handy. Grrrr...
Will Rogers never met me.
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Most effective anti-spam product is deletion of email accounts. Often not an option. Spammers keep evolving their signatures so as to last longer whilst they wares are determined to be spam. How else to manage it, then?
I use a domain catchall to forward all of my mail. Everyone I do any kind of business with has a different email address for me. If I start to get spammed, I know who sold me out because, essentially, their name is on it. I create a genuine forward for that email back to them and problem is solved.
Example: you buy bozo.org. Create a catchall account and forward them all to a nice new clean location that is not being spammed (as it's new). If you do business with Amazaon, the use amazon@bozo.org; similarly newegg@bozo.org, etc.
In addition, I never give out the real email target to anyone (not even family) as it makes it simple if I wish to change my account: change my various forwards and I don't have to bother updating anyone else.
Nothing's 100% effective in that some spam generators use randomly generated addresses and simply hope for any number of hits. It's worked well for over a decade.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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but it ended up at Stack Overflow.
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Here![^]
FTFY!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Could you repeat that?
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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but you'd think I was quackers.
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but you'd think I was Goofy.
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Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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New Horizons found your joke, but it was billions of km away.
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