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Stand in front of the mirror and just ask it out?
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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If your a moody teenager. Then you probably are 
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Write a letter to yourself: watch for more than one reply.
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
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When I want to confirm that, I simply ask myself.
I'm often surprised of the answer.
I never finish anyth
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A voice just told be that unicorns are real and schizophrenia is fake. So your question is invalid. I now need to go back to repairing my time machine. Yoda is getting angry because Homer ate all of his donuts.
"You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[ ^]
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Well i just ask my other self if he thinks we have shizophrenia 
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
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Surprisingly, one guy did ask me if he had schizophrenia. And when I told him he did, he got furious and tried to hit me. Thankfully, I wasn't hurt. His punch broke the mirror he was looking at, though.
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Oh for the love of ... That's not schizophrenia
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Some of us do; the rest are in denial.
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[rant]
For all those that I recommended the Arvixe hosting service I sincerely apologize. Customer support is terrible, was awesome and for the last week my site has been down more than it's been up.
I just renewed my contract and wrote a scathing email to the sales department asking for a refund 2 days ago and shock-a-roo they haven't answered me yet.
[/rant]
Where's CG when you need him?
[edit]
Thanks Indivara for the links. Looks like Arvixe is now owned by EIG which owns 60 others and they are all crap...so stay away...far away.
See Indivara for a full list of sites that EIG owns!
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New version: WinHeist Version Everyone you will ever meet knows something you don't. -Bill Nye-
modified 29-Oct-15 23:54pm.
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Thanks for the links!
Yeah someone posted some links a while back!
New version: WinHeist Version Everyone you will ever meet knows something you don't. -Bill Nye-
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Mike Hankey wrote: Arvixe
I never do business with a company I cannot pronounce. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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This is cool.[^]
Hey, @John-Simmons-outlaw-programmer, what do you think?
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Gotta get me one of them thangs! I can hang it over the commode with my Mossberg 500C.
Will Rogers never met me.
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Better not mistake the two, otherwise your toilet might get messy.
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Seen it - dangerous to have in the house.
Let's say you get up in the middle of the night because the homemade "pigeon chili" you consumed the night before is trying to find the most direct route out of your stomach. You get up and make it to the bathroom just in time.
When you flush the toilet, rising water levels are a pretty good indication that things aren't going to go down the toilet as easily as they had gone into the toilet, so you reach for your handy shotgun plunger (and thanking the gods that it was close enough to reach it, yet not leave the toilet un-monitored.).
When you're done addressing the impending flood of deficant, you take the plunger out front to rinse it off, but upon opening the front door of your double-wide, you are confronted by a squad of heavily armed police who are about to execute a no-knock warrant at would later be described as "the wrong address". Without a word, they see the shotgun plunger in your hand and immediately open fire.
You realize you should have just stayed on the toilet for a few more minutes as your body drops into a pool of feces that came from what you thought was a recently vacated gastrointestinal system.
No thanks.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Welcome back been quite a while since last we heard from you, how's life with you?
New version: WinHeist Version Everyone you will ever meet knows something you don't. -Bill Nye-
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Are you going to do this[^] every few months? 
Anyway, welcome back!
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You know what they say, 234th time's a charm.
Jeremy Falcon
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Yeah, and 235 times is a nuisance
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Probably not. There is a lot more to the story that I AM NOT going into. My absence and such has been ... due to some pretty challenging circumstances to say the least. The fact I've made an appearance again after recent events has me even surprised so no I won't be. But I'd venture that almost a year is MORE than a FEW months.
There have been joys too great to be described in words, and there have been griefs upon which I have not dared to dwell, and with these in mind I say, climb if you will, but remember that courage and strength are naught without prudence, and that a momentary negligence may destroy the happiness of a lifetime. Do nothing in haste, look well to each step, and from the beginning think what may be the end. - Edward Whymper
Climb On!
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Well, it sounds like you've had a rough time, so congrats on surviving and good to have you back (and it was good in January too and if you do this again it'll be good again)! 
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and I hope you are well). Next I don't want to get verbose so... I'm back. I'd like to say I'm BACK as in BACK FOR A LONG LONG TIME. Just have to wait and see. What's been happening with those of you old enough to know me (and even those who aren't)? Me? Wow, I've sure learned a lot (I'll probably be getting to that VERY soon but not quite yet.) about life and how to live it better AND WORSE. D'Oh! | 
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