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I get the feeling you've thought too much about this... 
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Well, it's kinda pointless to start a thread unless you're willing to participate in it. Besides, I'm just being pragmatic about it. 
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Except...it'll probably be programmed by the next generation of coders.
Have you seen their prowess in QA recently?
Personally, I wouldn't put any body parts I'm quite fond of inside anything developed by that lot... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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reminds me of the Big Bang episode with the robotic hand
Pete
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Dude, you have put way too much thought into this. 
Psychosis at 10
Film at 11
Those who do not remember the past, are doomed to repeat it.
Those who do not remember the past, cannot build upon it.
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I knew I should have shown him "Electro Gonorrhoea: The Noisy Killer". 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Yes?
Oh, never mind. Not me
There are strangers on the Plain, Croaker
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Without an anti-static strap carpet sex would be unthinkable. Oops!
New version: WinHeist Version Everyone you will ever meet knows something you don't. -Bill Nye-
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What I find really disturbing is that some people read the Drudge Report.
p.s. I am a reader.
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
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I read the drudge report every day, and have, for years.
And then I read CNN to see what the socialists are saying.
It all balances out.
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I think that biggest worry should be the fact that it would have software and it would be hacked (far more fun than hacking people's fridges).
I can see the tabloid headlines already...
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After reading this thread, I started reading an article about auto-rooting Android adware and burst out laughing. The robots have already gotten sick of humans, so now they're f**king themselves.
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I can't imagine how trying to have sex with the robots I usually manage you can't lose an "important part" trying to you know, discovery channel... 
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Simply put: "Gross"
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems - Homer Simpson
Our heads are round so our thoughts can change direction - Francis Picabia
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This is possibly the most disturbing thread I've ever read here. LOL!
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Lets add this to that list of things I DON'T WANT USED from Craigs List!
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Surely this would violate Asimov's Third Law, at minimum.
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP.
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I read an article by some woman who thought that men having sex with robots would some how be demeaning to women.
This what I look like when I don't get it.
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Indeed, a lot of newcomers seems to think that way.
Does it make us some kind of magical fairies?
I never finish anyth
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Oo-er... the magic is fine by me... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Or there's this[^];
Fenestredigitation
Fenestredigitation, the art practiced by Fenestredigitators (or MS Illusionists) is the art of making Windows install on a PC. A skilled Fenestredigitator can start with an unformatted hard drive and transform it into a colorful GUI in less than an hour, and for an encore, reinstall it over and over again half a dozen more times trying to get networking set up.
New version: WinHeist Version Everyone you will ever meet knows something you don't. -Bill Nye-
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Quote: reinstall it over and over again half a dozen more times trying to get networking set up.
Been there, done that, done that, done that, done that, done that, where the heck is the server? Done that, done that, OK, I see the servers now, done that, what? No shares? Done that, done that, whaddyamean, "read only"? Done that, done that, Wow, it's dark already? Done that, done that. OK, one final reboot and... Buggrrrr!!!! *&$%$!   
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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I think you and Mike are channeling the late 80s and early 90s. Novel still owes me a couple of weeks of my life.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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