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Man, you sleigh me, but haven't you herd? People are getting tea'd off.
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Now that's a good one, Griff! 
Will Rogers never met me.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Herself's sister's funeral
![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Let's Rein-Deer jokes!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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My jaw literally dropped. Just how amazing can these things be?! 
We could call it "cosmic porn" and settle the debate.
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I'm looking for a Go language logo that I can use in my article that I'm willing to publish on CP. I mean, from where can I get a proper Go language logo?
Actually, lack of knowledge on Copyright issue  I hope you guys understand that.
Please help!
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If you go to the appropriate website: The Go Programming Language[^] and have a browse, you should find a gopher that fits your needs. And the pages all carry the same message:
Except as noted, the content of this page is licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 License, and code is licensed under a BSD license.
And a quick scan of the CCA license says:
You are free to:
Share — copy and redistribute the material in any medium or format
Adapt — remix, transform, and build upon the material
for any purpose, even commercially.
The licensor cannot revoke these freedoms as long as you follow the license terms.
Under the following terms:
Attribution — You must give appropriate credit, provide a link to the license, and indicate if changes were made. You may do so in any reasonable manner, but not in any way that suggests the licensor endorses you or your use.
So as long as you provide proper attribution, it shouldn't be a problem.
But...if you find anything which isn't covered by a similar licence, and you use it in your article, or you copy and paste without proper attribution, then your account will be closed and you will be banned from the site: we do not tolerate plagiarism or copyright theft!
If in any doubt as you whether you should use something: don't. A logo isn't going to make the article ten times better! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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His Lordship, Judge Griff the Original has spoken.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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That's absolutely ok, it's just that you usually are not the no nonsense type.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Perhaps, myself always tries to be extra cautious.
modified 22-Dec-16 3:30am.
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Further to Griff's very clear missive, there are plenty of gophers here[^] you can use.
veni bibi saltavi
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... but why does this title make me smile?
Automatic Dump Collection and Analysis
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: Automatic Dump Collection
Perhaps it makes you smile because now you'll be able to reclaim about 1/3 of the space in your home?
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No, there I would probably need the analysis part more. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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And why did that make me think of the inspection shelf that is so common in Germany?
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I almost forgot about them. I have not seen much of them since almost 40 years. That probably also was a case of one manufacturer doing it this way and all the others copied it.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Kind of a catchy catch phrase...
Reminds me of an old Marine Corps story;
During the Viet Nam war there was a draft, the only time in Marine Corps history this occurred.
So this guy is in boot camp and is trying to figure out a way to get out and is kind of a screw up anyway so they stick him on duty to clean up the head. (bathroom)
So a big inspection is coming up and he gets the head in spotless condition except in one of the toilets he rolls up a wad of peanut butter.
When the inspecting major comes in to inspect he looks around and is impressed until he reaches the toilet in question where upon he shouts to the recruit; ""what the hell is this".
The recruit sticks a finger in, detaches a good size glob, sticks it in his mouth and exclaims; "sir, peanut butter, sir".
Story goes they let him out on a medical discharge!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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Mike Hankey wrote: Story goes they let him out on a medical discharge!
You told us all you served with honour!
veni bibi saltavi
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There is nothing dishonorable about a medical discharge.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I just didn't say where I served.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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CDP1802 wrote: Automatic Dump Collection and Analysis
I have one those[^]! Although, the dumper does need to provide their own analysis.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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S Houghtelin wrote: the dumper
dumpling?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: Automatic Dump Collection
I have one that's semi automatic, just need to push a button. Can't see the use for further analysis, though! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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