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I'd discounted that as being too "England-centric" for an international site...
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Well done PeeJay, your turn on Monday!
Andy B
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Kryoman - Loaded (Laidback Luke Remix)[^]
Saw this track on tv when Laidback Luke himself was presenting his current top three favorite songs.
The song isn't exactly laid back, but it's pretty catchy and it makes you want to shuffle 
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So - the constitution of the UK is unwritten and therefore takes some interpretation but as things stand unless and until a coalition can be formed the country is officially being run by the Queen, Hugh Grant and J K Rowling. Parliament has relocated to the beach front in Brighton and Fat Boy Slim is providing the tunes.
Personally I hope this lasts.
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They certainly couldnt do a worse job than the last batch of politicans!
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James May would do a better job.
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Duncan Edwards Jones wrote: the country is officially being run by the strong and stable Queen, Hugh "strong and stable" Grant and J K Rowling (MP for StrongAndStable, Edinburgh ). The Strong and Stable Parliament has relocated to the (strong and stable) beach front in (decidedly not strong and stable) Brighton and Fat Boy Strong And Stable Slim is providing the strong and stable tunes.
FTFY - Theresa (strong and stable) May.
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I knew it, in the government it's full of stables!
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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Well, stables are generally pretty full of of something, and most governments are full of the same stuff, if from a different species! 
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OriginalGriff wrote: from a different species!
Donkeys?
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Bovines, specifically male!
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Gene samples indicate primates.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
modified 9-Jun-17 7:57am.
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Yeah, but with only a single helix...
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Let's never forget that one of us here ran off to become a politician, no matter with what success. Just a few days ago I contemplated doing the same.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: Just a few days ago I contemplated doing the same.
Master Joda: Beware of the dark side ... If once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will.
Look at what happened to DD!
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A friend once said that one day they would elect me, the next day we would be at war with someone. He did not mean my chaotic alignment. He commented on my unpresidented diplomacy and love for compromise. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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CDP1802 wrote: my unpresidented diplomacy
Freudian slip there? 
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No, Trump quote. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Half the time I can't tell the difference between Trump quotes and Joda quotes...
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Yoda writes this kind of stuff on Twatter? Stuff like this?[^]
But who cares? In the end Mexico will pay for everything.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Yoda has English better.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Well yeah, but "what a load of sheepsh*t!" doesn't work as well as "what a load of BS!" 
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I knew there had to be a reason 
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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The problem with posting this in the Lounge is it quickly turns into a political debate, which isn't allowed here.
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