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1) There is no such thing as evolution.
2) Your natives are still used to holding their breath after the biblical flood.
3) You are going to burn in hell for believing such heresy.
Don't worry. I just had to try that for once.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Ryan, is that you? 
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I know only one Ryan here and he probably thinks I'm the devil. 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: he probably thinks I'm the devil.
I think it too, and that's why we get along.
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Quote: seals from dogs, and now this: 'Super human' evolution of 'Indonesian fish people' revealed: Tribe can dive 230ft and hold their breath for 13 minutes underwater after developing unusually large SPLEENS[^]
Reminds me of the movie Waterworld.
I am not the one who knocks. I never knock.
In fact, I hate knocking.
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But without the wicked trimerans.
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Easy one to end the week
Tropical plants a retired jester has mixed up (7)
Loofahs
retired jester = FOOL = LOOF
has mixed up = ahs
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
modified 20-Apr-18 8:02am.
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EXOTICS?
EX - retired, OTICS anagram of STOIC (don't get the "jester" bit there, so may well be completely wide of the mark
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Nope
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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That is a huge relief!
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That news article is blocked in Russia as well 
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Russia needs a great firewall like china.Hope they will look into it soon. Saves a lot of trouble.
Caveat Emptor.
"Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
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How many hacks/breaches would immediately stop if Russia simply blocked itself off from the Internet?
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and a special thanks to members, particularly lw@zi and Kornfeld E. Peter.
Because I am on a journey of discovery with this project, there are times when I will need to know if what I am attempting is even possible and this was one of them.
Much appreciated.
Ger
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Not a problem.
I did not see your other questions but from the two I did saw, I would suggest you to make things as simple as possible for us to understand. You have been working on a certain requirement for a while and that would affect you choice of words while framing a question. However, you need to understand that people at CP do not know your requirements so they will need to know what you are looking for in a very simple way. For instance, I can frame a question like
How to disable response access for benutzer when verwalter changes audit entry field?
In my mind this is perfect question as I am aware of requirements. But I might not get many responses. Instead, I might choose to ask the same thing probably like this:
We have an ASP.Net MVC based application. The administrator can make changes to live application which affect the UI. How to send those changes to connected users in real time? Perhaps server push?
This should follow with a simple and to the point code sample showing what I have tried already and also explaining the approach I am try to go with.
Don't hold me accountable if even the second one does not make sense. 
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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Does anyone have a good recommendation for a completely Java newbie (not me) to learn Android Studio and Android App development?
I found the below options, specifically liking the Stanford program, but thought I would reach out to the community.
hackr.io
"Qulatiy is Job #1"
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But there are no horses around me. What to do?
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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What about Penguins? I heard Penguins can help!
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As a side note, love your signature man! ^_^
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Good grief, have I really been here 9 years? 
In computer years that's what, forever? 
So what's changed in 9 years.
QA has been created, as have Tips.
iPad hit the market. Still don't own one, still don't want one.
ChromeBook hit the market. Still don't own one, still don't want one.
Raspberry Pi hit the shelves. Still haven't got round to getting one...
Windows 8 released. Still don't own one, still don't want one.
About another 4000 iPhone models released. Still don't own one, still don't want one.
Windows 10 released. Still use it, still don't want it (Win 7 was better).
Galaxy Note 7 released. Less said the better.
On the plus side, my computer is better. It's still only got two cores and 4GB of RAM, but it's got better graphics (GTX 660 Ti) and 1TB of SSD, a bigger box, a much bigger PSU and a UPS now, as well as a 16TB RAID 5 NAS. Oh, and I've changed my keyboard (sob), but not my upside-downey mouse. And got a small collection of tablets ...
In World News, stuff happened.
How about you - what's changed since you joined?
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Been here 14+ years, and still struggling to catch up with you lot (Can't believe you are really just one person).
iPad hit the market - bought one a few years ago, love it.
ChromeBook hit the market. May get an opportunity to use one soon
Raspberry Pi hit the shelves. Still haven't got round to getting one... but my grandson has
Windows 8 released. Hated it, stayed with 7.
Still using my old Samsung ACE, with Android v 2.3.
Windows 10 released. Got used to it, and maybe I do prefer it to 7.
On my third Dell laptop and more than happy with it.
Keep promising myself a replacement for my 12 years old Toyota, but the damn thing wont break down.
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