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But now turn coal into spaghetti Carbonara 
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Advances in the field of AI have enabled the development of tools that can understand a variety of languages and communicate with humans. However, there are still aspects of human communication that AI systems struggle with, one of which is humor. A hullabaloo over a gobbledygook boondoggle
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This I believe. My computer mocks me everyday and I find no humor in it whatsoever.
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Many modern laptops and an increasing number of desktop computers are much more vulnerable to hacking through common plug-in devices than previously thought, according to new research. Pass the epoxy
Perhaps that title should start, "All computers vulnerable to attack..."?
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I'm sure they are studying this so one day they can put an end to these vulnerabilities. They call it, "The Peripheral Vision".
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i though this was common news...
Caveat Emptor.
"Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
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Yeah, I think it's hitting the news again because of the Thunderclap attack (against Thunderbolt connected devices). Beyond that, pretty common news, yeah.
TTFN - Kent
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I picked a WinForms application as an example. Steps for WPF application are similar and I’ll describe what needs to be done different for WPF as we go. Step 0: expect to rewrite with each new version (i.e. monthly)
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Why does .Net core exist? What problem does it solve?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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The old net framework code being too embarrassingly bad in places to open source. 
Less cynically it gives a named demarcation point for the break between works everywhere and has tight coupling to windows features, removing/isolating the latter in Windows Compatibility libs makes it much easier to create a cross platform version. The same break lets them drop back compatibility in perverse edge cases for better performance and to actively remove features that proved to be bad ideas after being released to the world by declining to port them forward.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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It allowed Microsoft the opportunity the opportunity to throw away the cruft that had built up in the full framework (as well as provide something that can run on platforms other than Windows). With Core, there are effectively two big "advances".
1. Your application only gets the features it needs so, if you have something that uses one feature in what was a monolithic .NET assembly, you just bring in that feature and not the whole assembly. Of course, this does lead to the situation where you end up with a lot of assemblies being loaded.
2. Your application gets the platform specific version of features. As long as there's an appropriate assembly that can be linked to, you'll get the platform appropriate version of the feature; file writes being an example.
This space for rent
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It exists because people don't like Java.
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New ion-based quantum computer debuts by computing the ground state of water. So, mostly useless, rather than just completely?
Sorry for the quantum fans, I think I'm skeptical
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How much ya wanna bet that this only came about because of Sheldon's string-theory fixation?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I think they're pushing this because they're positive that they can charge for it.
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Kent Sharkey wrote: So, mostly useless, rather than just completely?
At the moment, mostly but not completely. They have managed to improve some classical machine learning algorithms just from quantum computing research. So there have been some benefits even in the absence of viable hardware.
Kevin
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New Windows 10 builds are using Xbox's infrastructure for Windows games. I never understood why they didn't all this time
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The tl;dr:ms said: We're getting hammered by sony and nintendo, so we might as well call it quits with the xbox.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I don't think they'll actually call it quits. They'll just open up more market possibilities for the x-box games.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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MWC2019: Every industry will need to integrate tech and computing will be embedded in the world, says Microsoft chief. Is that a 20 year-old quote?
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I can't wait for his memoirs of his time at the top of ms to be released.
"Musings of Someone who Really didn't have a Clue" is bound to be an instant best-seller.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Once again; how about paying attention to your own company instead of clueless musings?
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With this, Flutter now features support for Android App Bundles, Google’s latest technology for packaging Android apps more efficiently and for creating instant apps, too. In addition, the framework lays the groundwork for helping developers accept in-app payments and adds a number of new web-based tools, too. My heart is a-flutter
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We’ve seen companies big and small build everything from AI-driven developer tools to AI-powered developer environments. But what if instead of having AI merely help developers write code, it did all the heavy lifting? So the AI posts requests for codez for you?
“and the AI takes care of the rest”
Could someone find my eyes? They've rolled out of their sockets.
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