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And you are up tomorrow! 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Not sure if CCC or new #metoo scandal 
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Sorry you've lost me ?
"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming “Wow! What a Ride!" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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A joke is never funny when you have to explain it, but here I go 
"Outstanding commander in chief captures girl" could literally be a newspaper headline about some higher up abusing women.
I mean, these kind of headlines have been pretty common these last few years.
Maybe it's about the new Weinstein or Epstein (who didn't kill himself).
So that's why I wonder if it's today's CCC or a new #metoo scandal
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No wonder I didn't understand it  what does #metoo mean ?
Edit
No worries I googled it
"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming “Wow! What a Ride!" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
modified 9-Mar-22 4:56am.
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pkfox wrote: what does #metoo mean ?
Have you been living in a cave the last few years? I mean, I know Addlestone is a little isolated but ... 
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I've always lived in a virtual cave Richard - and watch little or no news ( the referendum result was the last straw - and as for Brexit  )
"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming “Wow! What a Ride!" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Well, they do say ignorance is bliss...
I recommended someone to stop following the news and Facebook just yesterday.
The media made her anxious and scared, first pandemics, caused by huge conspiracies, pedophile networks consisting of people in the highest places, the Chinese threat, and now a glooming (nuclear) World War III... 
Facebook was feeding her all kind of conspiracy theories, one more ludicrous than the other, and because she clicked them, Facebook gave her more.
Not saying all of it is true (like Bill Gates causing COVID for profit and power), but she believes so 
And to be honest, the reason I believe kids are happier than adults is because they don't watch the news
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You had never heard of the 'pound me too' movement?!?!?! 
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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Yeah, I kinda liked the "Clickbait Headline" look of the clue myself!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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If on-clint(7) or some other acronym meant outstanding, I would have had it!
I am not sure about outstanding == classic?
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Things are going really bad at Microsoft Office...
"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012
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I raise you "The operation cannot be performed because the message has been changed." when you want to save or send a draft in Outlook.
Only solution I found so far is to copy your message, close the message, open a new message and paste everything, save or send, delete the draft that saved some old version.
Not copying your message will result in (parts of) your email being lost
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Don't worry! All this will be fixed when Windows becomes a cloud service!
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If you move the mouse, it creates a backup ...
"Before entering on an understanding, I have meditated for a long time, and have foreseen what might happen. It is not genius which reveals to me suddenly, secretly, what I have to say or to do in a circumstance unexpected by other people; it is reflection, it is meditation." - Napoleon I
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Nuclear russian roulette with creaky soviet subs in unknown waters.
The madman on the button nowhere to be found, squirting deepfake youtubes like a squid in his wake
We sip our inflation spiked lattes and white knuckle the cups
Our pandemic accessories flapping off our ears.
while heroes are made in Ukraine
Welcome to the 21st. It may be a lot of things, but boring isn't one of them.
To err is human. Fortune favors the monsters.
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This century already bores me.
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I was then!
What a time to be alive! 
Though my little corner of the world is relatively uneventful ..
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So far, it looks very much like the 20th century. Same sh*t, different actors.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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History has replaced a mustache with a can of poo....
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Lord, grant me the serenity to accept that there are some things I just can’t keep up with, the determination to keep up with the things I must keep up with, and the wisdom to find a good RSS feed from someone who keeps up with what I’d like to, but just don’t have the damn bandwidth to handle right now.
© 2009, Rex Hammock
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It's easy to take for granted those uneventful, average kind of days.
It's hard to guess what the next WTF event will be on a personal or global level.
On one hand history repeats itself, on the other, things can change rapidly.
No, not boring.
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Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it.
Those who do learn from history are doomed to stand by helplessly while others repeat it.
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP.
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Meh.
I don't really lose any sleep over the idea that mankind may be closer to annihilation than at any time in the past.
We just now live in a world where the media's job is to constantly remind us of it.
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