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copyright 2025, CodeProject, published under the CPOPL (CodeProject Open Poetic License).

recruiter: well, it appears your last full-time jobicule as programmer was in 2025; you were rated well, and your ability to use ketamine in scrumarooni ritual code reviews without leader-board damage was commended.

candidate: i never bled ! my colleagues used to call me "band-aid."

recruiter: but, in the last five years ?

candidate: well, yes, i became a promptgrammer ... after the singularity ... like all the other spare Homo Sap cubiculoids.

recruiter: do i detect a note of anthropocene-chauvinism there ?

candidate: well, no, i meant that as humour !

recruiter: oh, you wish to entertain me ?

candidate: maybe ... inject some gravity into the levity ?

recruiter: do you mean like "get down to the nitty-gritty ?"

candidate: yes: my telling you how i want my job ... title, duties, compensation, perks, name of espresso machine, no generic drugs.

recruiter: and, that ... is your personifying your post-2025 employment identity in this interview ? an in-vivo up-sell ?

candidate: yes !

recruiter: thank you for your time, and forthright attitude in this interview !

candidate: thank you !

recruiter: we will call you if a further interview seems indicated.
«The mind is not a vessel to be filled but a fire to be kindled» Plutarch


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