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I remember a Honda manual that stated "do not eat this manual"
In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity. - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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I guess that is because if every customer did, the load on their customer support would most likely increase.
Religious freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make five.
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Real programmers donβt read any manual.πππ
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If at first you do not succeed, try and try again. Then dig the manual out of the garbage.
Within you lies the power for good - Use it!
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And that means most of the times you think the world is NOT mad... You should consult someone...
"If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization." β Gerald Weinberg
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Wonko the Sane | Hitchhikers | Fandom
The toothpick instructions that convinced Wonko mankind in general was crazy: Hold stick near centre of its length. Moisten pointed end in mouth. Insert in tooth space, blunt end next to gum. Use gentle in-out motion./blockquote>
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Can someone please fill me in?
(You don't have to...I am just requesting  )
Every so often I see a post in the Lounge, titled "Wordle <number>".
What is that? Why is one posted each day (just out of curiosity) and what _is_ a Wordle, anyways?
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Wordle is a web based game from the NY Times. You have 6 tries to guess a 5 letter word. The game tableau shows which letters in your guess are correct but in the wrong location and correct and in the correct location as well as indicating incorrect letters (by color). You can only play one puzzle per day.
After success or failure you can save to your results to the clipboard to share. The results don't show your actual guesses, just which positions had a correct letters. Colors indicate correct or incorrect guesses and position. You can create a NYT account to track your stats over time.
The wordle posts in the lounge are the shared results of various users each day.
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Wordle 1,071 3/6*
🟨🟨β¬🟨β¬
β¬🟨🟩🟨🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Wordle 1,071 3/6
π¨β¬π¨β¬β¬
π©β¬π¨π¨π¨
π©π©π©π©π©
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Wordle 1,071 4/6
β¬β¬β¬β¬π¨
β¬β¬π¨π¨β¬
π©β¬π¨π¨π©
π©π©π©π©π©
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Wordle 1,071 4/6*
π¨β¬β¬β¬β¬
β¬π¨π¨π¨β¬
β¬π©π¨π¨π¨
π©π©π©π©π©
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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β¬β¬π¨π¨β¬
β¬π©β¬β¬β¬
π©π©π©π©π©
In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity. - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Wordle 1,071 5/6
π¨β¬β¬π¨β¬
π¨π¨β¬π¨β¬
β¬β¬π¨π¨π¨
π©β¬π¨π¨π©
π©π©π©π©π©
Ok, I have had my coffee, so you can all come out now!
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Wordle 1,071 3/6
β¬β¬π¨β¬π¨
π©π¨π¨β¬β¬
π©π©π©π©π©
Jeremy Falcon
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Quote: AI in action here in never-never land:
07:30AM (left pond): Power goes out.
11:30 AM: against my better judgement, I call FPL (power company). All responses from digital.
Auto response: We are aware of an outage in your area, affecting 10 customers. The problem is a transformer, we are very sorry, blah, blah, etc. We estimate that the outage will be resolved by 1:15. Would you like us to send updates?
Me (I will never learn): Sure.
4 trucks now on my street.
2:15: Still no power, no updates. Foolishly (I am an old fool), I call again. Same mumbo-jumbo but now "we have no estimate of the resolution time". Trucks are gone.
3:15. Power comes back on.
Voicemails,text:
4:41: This is your update from FPO [sic], our resolution specialist is on the scene and determining the cause of the outage.
4:43: This is your update from FBI [sic], calling to confirm that power is now back on. The cause of the outage was:
(different voice) "we are sorry, an application error has occurred. Goodbye". FBI? Hmmm.
I suggested that they connect to CP and ask for some codez.
>64
Itβs weird being the same age as old people. Live every day like it is your last; one day, it will be.
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theoldfool wrote: I suggested that they connect to CP and ask for some codez.
bad boy, very bad boy... as we didn't have already enough from those... 
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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4:45: This is your update from FPL, calling to inform that the application error caused a wrong message to be sent to you. We apologize for that. We get to understand that the power has not yet been restored. The issue has been escalated to a higher level. Will be attended to shortly.
Meanwhile, the reality is that power has already been restored.
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Hmm
Is the the person to whom I am speaking?
>64
Itβs weird being the same age as old people. Live every day like it is your last; one day, it will be.
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That's an AI. I am a real person - breathing, eating, sleeping.
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Ah. You could have fooled me. 
>64
Itβs weird being the same age as old people. Live every day like it is your last; one day, it will be.
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Catmeat has now dug all of her kibble out of the bowl and onto the floor in defiance of the new "tip proof" setup.
It was primarily to keep her from spilling the water that we put in it. But now after a couple months of having it she has a new trick. Paw all of the kibble onto the floor.
Bear in mind this is our 4th tip proof setup, her having defeating the rest in unarmed combat.
I should sell her to the people that make it so they can run advertisements.
I don't understand why she has to be so bloody orange.
For the record, I did not pick this cat out. But she has decided I am hers. Now hubby has zero cats, and I have two. His fault. All of this is his fault. 
Check out my IoT graphics library here:
https://honeythecodewitch.com/gfx
And my IoT UI/User Experience library here:
https://honeythecodewitch.com/uix
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Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to find out what's annoying her and remove it from the environment.
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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Sounds like a very blue-and-orange situation to me.
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