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I can sympathize. I've been "business" side for about seven years now, after being in IT for about 22 years, programming, DBA, tech lead, etc. Now whenever I contact the "help" desk with an issue or submit an IT request, I have to sit through explanations about things like how memory is important and used by all the applications. 
Scott
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I use SMTP2GO if I need to get up and running.
It's free if that particular option works for you (and it's good enough for development).
You can then say that is "the solution" until IT wakes up.
"(I) am amazed to see myself here rather than there ... now rather than then".
― Blaise Pascal
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Thanks, I'll have a proper look at that tomorrow, although I suspect access will be blocked ... I can't even upgrade the plugin manager on Notepad++  (and I had to fight long and hard to get that!)
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I feel your pain. I used to be with a company that wouldn't allow unapproved s/w e.g. NotePad++, Visual Studio, browsers other than IE4, etc. I wrote everything (VBA, Java, HTML, JS, etc etc) in Notepad. If something needed compiling, I'd email it to my home, compile it and email it back. They eventually banned sending via all common email providers (so I have an account with an obscure one). I was part of the IT team but in a different continent to the decision makers.
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I totally get this.
As a dev I've had this conversation 100s of times over the years.
You ask plain simple, "What is the smtp server and port number?"
They say, " Maybe you just need the path to the OST file. You can send email from your Outlook client. " ad infinitum...ad naseum... 
Here's where it turns worse...they are alerted to some security aspect of what you ask.
"Why do you need that? I think that is dangerous for you to know. Please submit a form in triplicate on a web site I don't have the URL for and you do not have access to."
modified 8-Mar-18 16:11pm.
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CHill60 wrote: . I do, I just can't use them in polite company
So tell us in the soapbox. No polite people there. 
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This week it's...
[API X is freely available on X's website and I've been using it for years, but now I have a new laptop.]
Me: I need to install API X.
IT: You need to request software installs via our portal. (Sends link, which I already had, I've been through this before.)
Me: (Search for API X, they don't have it.) (Request local admin rights so I can install, boss approves.)
IT: We won't grant your local admin right request because it says you're going install something. You need to request software installs via our portal. (Sends link, which I already had, I've been through this before.)
I suppose I should just request it and see if they might be evaluating it -- probably the wrong version.
Last week it was...
Me: I need to install software Y.
IT: You need to request software installs via our portal. (Sends link, which I already had, I've been through this before.)
Me: (Search for software Y, they don't have it. Request it anyway. Why not?)
IT: Software Y isn't approved, but a newer version of it is being evaluated, it could take months.
Me: (Checks portal a few days later, software Y appears to have been approved.) I see software Y has been approved, I'd like to request it.
IT: Hey, look at that, let's give it a shot.
(Nothing further so far.)
Not to mention a few months ago...
[My new laptop came with SSMS 2014 installed. Nice, but I need a local database instance.]
Me: (I request a full install of SQL Server 2014 via the famous portal.)
IT: Will Developer Edition instead?
Me: Fine, let's try it.
IT: (Installs developer edition.)
Me: I see that developer edition has been installed and that I now have a local installed (named "MySQL"? WTE?) -- BUT I CAN'T ACCESS IT!
IT: We installed the software as you requested.
Me: (Request local admin rights, boss approves, IT approves, I run the full SQL Server 2014 installer to create a new instance that I can access and shut down the one IT created.)
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CHill60 wrote: I have no words to describe the professionalism of this latest generation of "experts"
Have you tried turning them off and back on again?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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OriginalGriff wrote: Have you tried turning them off and back on again?
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Nah, you get arrested for that.
"Turning them back on again" gets you labeled as "a Hero" (or "a paramedic", occasionally both).
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Or you can start your own TV church and retire as a rich man
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Please.
I do have some moral fibre.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Overheard recently:
Someone to an IT support guy: "Christ! If you knew any less about computers, they'd give you a job in PC World!"
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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At least you're not trying to send through gmail....
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...yet! 
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I've finally had a reply ... that mentions 4 or 5 options for sending automated emails from the company.
One of the offerings is Amazon SES (which is not yet available to us  )
Another is ... you've guessed it "SMTP direct"...
... but still no details 
They're now offering me "technical assistance". I suspect that will be end up being technical assistance with my hibernation pod[^] while I wait for a resolution in my lifetime. We're doomed
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If you only need the server and port and know the domain you can do it yourself:
nslookup
> set type=mx
> [domain]
> quit or on a Linux shell
dig [domain] mx Enter the bare domain (e.g. codeproject.com). If multiple answers are present choose from the servers with the smallest preference value.
Once having the server name try connecting (e.g. with telnet) using the common ports (25, 465, 587).
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Thanks! I'll give that a try as soon as I can. Much appreciated
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Did you try turning it off and on again?
(darn, it's a repost, sorry, I guess it's Friday)
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I once opened a support ticket titled: "How do I know the backups are good?" sub-text was IT claimed to be backing up our files, but I believe in a trust but verify policy.
The request went nuclear - "What do you mean the backups aren't good?" - seriously, I had IT people with flushed faces harassing me. After they calmed down, they verified... and found out some were bad.
Fast forward 5 years - backups were incomplete for 4 months before anyone noticed. sigh...
speaking of which! I need to run my backups
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Sounds familiar:
Me : I notice that the backups for our new system only consists of daily incremental backups for the past two weeks. Can you please implement full weekly backups on a 4 week cycle, and full monthly backups on a 12 month cycle. I'd also like a full annual backup which is to be kept for 7 years. (This was a major finance system!!!)
Them : Wow, that's a lot of backups. You do realise that we're backing up to the cloud, and we have to pay for all that space? I don't think we can justify the expense. We have budgets to think of.
Me : We also have a legal obligation to our clients to keep their information safe. Two weeks of incremental backups isn't going to do it. Just picture what happens if there's a problem in mid December, then half the company goes on holiday, and the problem isn't noticed until mid January? We would not be able to recover.
Them : Oh, that'll never happen. You're just paranoid. Two weeks is more than we kept in the last place I worked!
Me : "Dear Board of Directors, I know you would like to avoid lawsuits if at all possible..."
Cue arrival of external consulting firm, who actually knew their stuff for once, and implemented the most robust disaster recovery system I have ever set eyes on. It's amazing how quickly people react when you tell them about a threat to their annual bonuses.
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I support a customer located out in LA. I was trying to vpn into their network, nothing was working. Tried calling the office, no answer (lines dead), so I called my contact on his cell. Seems the mid-size firm they used for telecommunications (phones, internet, etc) was having a technical issue. In one day:
- hi, my network is down. them: "yes, we're aware of the situation, should be fixed shortly."
- hi, now my phones don't work either. them: "yes, we've had a hardware failure, we're working it."
- hello? calling them now gets a this number has been disconnected message.
Apparently, this mid-size firm had invested in a fairly large network switch that had worked fine for several years. They had dozens of companies contracted to provide network, voip, etc. Over the weekend, the switch crashed hard, and they learned no one had backed up anything. At all...
The owners of the company immediately declared bankruptcy, cashed out, closed the doors and left.
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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I was just explaining in 40 emails (back and forth) to an IT guy, how normal server certificate validation procedure should work. He was trying to explain to me, their basically homemade solution on the server and was trying to force me, to bend my client side to be basically crippled. This is quite a large (state partially involved) company, I might add. After 40 emails he requested we phoned. After 5 minutes of intense explanations, he conceded that they'll fix their server to use security standards, will remove the ridiculous solution and call to all the business partners to fix the security on their side. Finally a WIN! 
In order to understand stack overflow, you must first understand stack overflow.
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Hi,
I use Bluetooth when my family is not at home to call or chat over the Phone, but I don't always count steps when I am doing it, is there any App on my smart Phone to count steps when I am walking in home with Bluetooth head-phones on and my smart Phone is placed on a table or something?
Anybody please help me? I don't want to carry my Phone always when I am walking in my Home. It would be a great help if somebody can suggest me. Thanks in advance friends.
Thanks,
Abdul Aleem
"There is already enough hatred in the world lets spread love, compassion and affection."
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