Click here to Skip to main content
15,907,183 members

The Weird and The Wonderful

   

The Weird and The Wonderful forum is a place to post Coding Horrors, Worst Practices, and the occasional flash of brilliance.

We all come across code that simply boggles the mind. Lazy kludges, embarrassing mistakes, horrid workarounds and developers just not quite getting it. And then somedays we come across - or write - the truly sublime.

Post your Best, your worst, and your most interesting. But please - no programming questions . This forum is purely for amusement and discussions on code snippets. All actual programming questions will be removed.

 
GeneralRe: God, I hate VB. All I want for Christmas is for you to smite the retards responsible for its existence Pin
sulu21-Dec-07 1:36
sulu21-Dec-07 1:36 
GeneralRe: God, I hate VB. All I want for Christmas is for you to smite the retards responsible for its existence Pin
Ri Qen-Sin21-Dec-07 3:56
Ri Qen-Sin21-Dec-07 3:56 
GeneralRe: God, I hate VB. All I want for Christmas is for you to smite the retards responsible for its existence Pin
PIEBALDconsult21-Dec-07 9:44
mvePIEBALDconsult21-Dec-07 9:44 
GeneralRe: God, I hate VB. All I want for Christmas is for you to smite the retards responsible for its existence Pin
SilimSayo30-Jan-08 3:47
SilimSayo30-Jan-08 3:47 
GeneralRe: God, I hate VB. All I want for Christmas is for you to smite the retards responsible for its existence Pin
MidwestLimey21-Dec-07 5:33
professionalMidwestLimey21-Dec-07 5:33 
GeneralRe: God, I hate VB. All I want for Christmas is for you to smite the retards responsible for its existence Pin
Alaric_21-Dec-07 5:46
professionalAlaric_21-Dec-07 5:46 
GeneralRe: God, I hate VB. All I want for Christmas is for you to smite the retards responsible for its existence Pin
Andrew Torrance4-Jan-08 6:40
Andrew Torrance4-Jan-08 6:40 
GeneralRe: God, I hate VB. All I want for Christmas is for you to smite the retards responsible for its existence Pin
Alaric_21-Dec-07 5:16
professionalAlaric_21-Dec-07 5:16 
Ray Cassick wrote:
The language is syntacticly FINE. It is the idiots that USE it that you have problems with.


...please tell me that you're just saying that to be argumentative and that you don't actually believe that crap...VB syntax is absolutely disgusting


Ray Cassick wrote:
I have seen equally as dumb ass stuff written in C++, C#, Pascal, etc...


...Don't even get me started on C++ lol ...I *almost* hate C++ more than I hate VB. ...C++ is the bastard child that hangs out in the middle of nowhere that hybridizes the procedural mentality with object oriented design capabilities...when an unqualified programmer gets hold of ANY language, the results are laughable....when a *semi*qualified programmer gets hold of C++, O.....M......G. When you get someone that has a decent grasp of object oriented design, but they use a language that has a direct interface into memory as a staple of its core, you usually end up in the situation where an app starts out rock-solid up front: (Solid implementation of design patterns, the application is programmed to target interfaces; not implementations...etc) but when said "semi-qualified" programmer runs into a tough spot in their design...the approach is usually "Uh-oh...I don't know how to do that....what ****CAN**** I do. And C++ will allow them to take an otherwise well-structured body of work and stitch it together into a frankenstein monster that is more hideous than having to debug FORTRAN's GOTO structure
"I need build Skynet. Plz send code"

GeneralRe: God, I hate VB. All I want for Christmas is for you to smite the retards responsible for its existence Pin
MidwestLimey21-Dec-07 5:41
professionalMidwestLimey21-Dec-07 5:41 
GeneralRe: God, I hate VB. All I want for Christmas is for you to smite the retards responsible for its existence Pin
Alaric_21-Dec-07 6:17
professionalAlaric_21-Dec-07 6:17 
GeneralRe: God, I hate VB. All I want for Christmas is for you to smite the retards responsible for its existence Pin
Paul Conrad22-Dec-07 12:20
professionalPaul Conrad22-Dec-07 12:20 
GeneralRe: God, I hate VB. All I want for Christmas is for you to smite the retards responsible for its existence Pin
Patrick Etc.26-Dec-07 13:06
Patrick Etc.26-Dec-07 13:06 
GeneralRe: God, I hate VB. All I want for Christmas is for you to smite the retards responsible for its existence Pin
Paul Conrad26-Dec-07 13:19
professionalPaul Conrad26-Dec-07 13:19 
GeneralRe: God, I hate VB. All I want for Christmas is for you to smite the retards responsible for its existence Pin
Agbeko_Dzamesi10-Jan-08 5:43
Agbeko_Dzamesi10-Jan-08 5:43 
GeneralRe: God, I hate VB. All I want for Christmas is for you to smite the retards responsible for its existence Pin
Patrick Etc.10-Jan-08 7:14
Patrick Etc.10-Jan-08 7:14 
GeneralRe: God, I hate VB. All I want for Christmas is for you to smite the retards responsible for its existence Pin
Howard Richards6-Jan-08 22:14
Howard Richards6-Jan-08 22:14 
GeneralRe: God, I hate VB. All I want for Christmas is for you to smite the retards responsible for its existence Pin
mr_lasseter20-Dec-07 16:08
mr_lasseter20-Dec-07 16:08 
GeneralRe: God, I hate VB. All I want for Christmas is for you to smite the retards responsible for its existence Pin
Alaric_21-Dec-07 5:22
professionalAlaric_21-Dec-07 5:22 
GeneralRe: God, I hate VB. All I want for Christmas is for you to smite the retards responsible for its existence Pin
Paul Conrad22-Dec-07 12:22
professionalPaul Conrad22-Dec-07 12:22 
JokeRe: God, I hate VB. All I want for Christmas is for you to smite the retards responsible for its existence Pin
Florin Crişan31-Dec-07 2:08
Florin Crişan31-Dec-07 2:08 
GeneralRe: God, I hate VB. All I want for Christmas is for you to smite the retards responsible for its existence Pin
PIEBALDconsult20-Dec-07 17:36
mvePIEBALDconsult20-Dec-07 17:36 
AnswerRe: God, I hate VB. All I want for Christmas is for you to smite the retards responsible for its existence Pin
Ri Qen-Sin21-Dec-07 3:57
Ri Qen-Sin21-Dec-07 3:57 
GeneralRe: God, I hate VB. All I want for Christmas is for you to smite the retards responsible for its existence Pin
Nemanja Trifunovic21-Dec-07 13:22
Nemanja Trifunovic21-Dec-07 13:22 
JokeRe: God, I hate VB. All I want for Christmas is for you to smite the retards responsible for its existence Pin
MidwestLimey21-Dec-07 5:46
professionalMidwestLimey21-Dec-07 5:46 
GeneralRe: God, I hate VB. All I want for Christmas is for you to smite the retards responsible for its existence Pin
Dave Kreskowiak21-Dec-07 6:25
mveDave Kreskowiak21-Dec-07 6:25 

General General    News News    Suggestion Suggestion    Question Question    Bug Bug    Answer Answer    Joke Joke    Praise Praise    Rant Rant    Admin Admin   

Use Ctrl+Left/Right to switch messages, Ctrl+Up/Down to switch threads, Ctrl+Shift+Left/Right to switch pages.