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The Weird and The Wonderful forum is a place to post Coding Horrors, Worst Practices, and the occasional flash of brilliance.

We all come across code that simply boggles the mind. Lazy kludges, embarrassing mistakes, horrid workarounds and developers just not quite getting it. And then somedays we come across - or write - the truly sublime.

Post your Best, your worst, and your most interesting. But please - no programming questions . This forum is purely for amusement and discussions on code snippets. All actual programming questions will be removed.

 
GeneralRe: God, I hate VB. All I want for Christmas is for you to smite the retards responsible for its existence Pin
Alaric_21-Dec-07 5:16
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MidwestLimey21-Dec-07 5:41
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Alaric_21-Dec-07 6:17
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Paul Conrad22-Dec-07 12:20
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Patrick Etc.26-Dec-07 13:06
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Paul Conrad26-Dec-07 13:19
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Agbeko_Dzamesi10-Jan-08 5:43
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Patrick Etc.10-Jan-08 7:14
Patrick Etc.10-Jan-08 7:14 
What the bloody hell are you talking about?

I'm not talking about writing complex code. You think VB is simple? Please. All the extra fluff simply obscures what the program does. You want to deride programs for "looking" complex to make the writer seem skilled, berate VB.

I have no problem in Matlab, C#, C++, or C. My problem is not a lack of imagination, you sanctimonious twit. VB, however, gives me hives because it is so verbose.

Believe it or not, there actually CAN be tools that are ineffective at making our mental constructs a reality. For instance, you wouldn't use a tire iron to build a fence. Maybe some people are really good at building fences with tire irons. Personally, I would find the tire iron to get in the way.

Now, if you replace "fence" with "program" and "tire iron" with "VB" you'll get what I'm saying. Maybe some people are good at writing programs in VB. For me, the language gets in the way. All tools are not equal, which is essentially what you're attempting to argue.


It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity. - Albert Einstein

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Howard Richards6-Jan-08 22:14
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mr_lasseter20-Dec-07 16:08
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Florin Crişan31-Dec-07 2:08
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Nemanja Trifunovic21-Dec-07 13:22
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supercat92-Jan-08 6:43
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Matt Sollars1-Jan-08 5:40
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