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No. I didn't. Maybe you can put the answer to your question if someone had already answered it correctly. So that you won't be wondering...  ![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
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Anything by JB
Must I say the name?
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I'd rather you didn't... 
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Reminds me of this little gem![^]
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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It's from that album that they named after me, but someone in the production department typoed the name of.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
The Wal
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Roger Waters - The Wallace[^]?
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colon."
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Hey, I even changed my sig for that reply, and you missed it!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: you missed it!
Dammit.
I simply overread that.
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colon."
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It's Floyd from "The wall" but I forget the name.
wait, it's the end of "The Wall".
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we don't need no thought control
Pink Floyd?
You're getting warm...
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V. wrote: No I'm not starting this series
I have a funny feeling that someone else might.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I went for a psychiatric evaluation this morning.
The Psychiatrist diagnosed Bipolar Disorder.
Needless to say I was Jolly Upset.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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At least you remain clothed.
Otherwise you would be a bipolar bare.
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Well, winter's coming, so just fly south a little early.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It turns out that people who have been employed by it can't type[^]. Lord, this idiot sounds like the stupidest ever person from Essex (totes circs amazeballs - thanks to Kevin Bacon for introducing me to two of those words).
This idiot is now in charge of Newsnight, which used to be a serious news programme. How long before news reports have to be delivered in The Wipeout Zone, with guests that have managed to clear the big red balls.
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The Guardian takeover of the BBC is continuing at great pace. We can expect Newsnight to spend more time lying about Israel now
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I never fail to be disappointed by a post in the Lounge that complains about typos, which contains no typos itself. I read this twice looking for them. 
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I wonder if this is the same person responsible for the scrolling headline I saw on the BBC the other night which mentioned "a woman who's body was found...".
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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The Beeb gets it wrong more often than you think. You'd think that when the text scrolls continuously at the bottom of the screen they'd notice typos quicker, but they don't. They're not as bad as Sky though.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Well Microsoft 1/10 for effort with the Start Button but at least you can boot to desktop, a small step in the right direction.
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I rather suspect that 8.2 will bring some fairly major concessions to end users, given that some of the barriers to success were pushed, have voluntarily resigned.
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote: some of the barriers to success were pushed, have voluntarily resigned
The problem there being that they'll probably be replaced by uncreative stuffed suits.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: they'll probably be replaced by other uncreative stuffed suits
FTFY!
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