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Obviously not written by Will - in merrie old England we coke where you poke[^]!
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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He probably nicked it from Christopher Marlowe again!
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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In an office:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER...... PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD
Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR
Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.
On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
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Quote: BUT THE BULL CHARGES
THESE PEOPLE REALLY BOTHER ME!! How can they know what you should do without knowing what you want done?!?!
-- C++ FQA Lite
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In the Lounge:
LESLIE IS DEAD. NO, REALLY, HE IS.
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Richard MacCutchan wrote: LESLIE IS DEAD. NO, REALLY, HE IS.
You've gotta be shitting me! When did that happen? Why hasn't anybody mentioned it before? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Vivic wrote: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
Something about this one reminds me of software developers and our web sites. Mine included.
Yes, I wrote this beautiful app, but when you go to my web site many links don't work and it's ugly.
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Pics or it didn't happen.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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A real event I had overheard on an airplane once.
Before take off the stewardess explained that it was illegal to smoke during the flight. The toilets where fitted with smoke detectors and it was illegal to tamper with the smoke detectors. She then said "I you really need to smoke you can do so outside."
(no she didn´t meant it as a joke and she wasn´t really aware of what she just said)
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I once saw a picture (obviously Photoshopped) with a plane in flight with a whole group of smoking passengers sitting on the wings. Works for me.
Dave.
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Hello all,
Time ago I bought some touch screen displays to another provider in the USA, it ended in tears as they did not send us the material working as expected, it was all disassembled and we had to pay before receiving the displays. All in all we lost a lot of money.
Now I need again a solution that is lightweight, that's open-frame, touch screen, 12", 16:9, ... and I found the people at Caltron[^] which look promising.
Have anyone here worked with them before or know references about them?
Thank you in advance!
modified 2-Aug-14 8:33am.
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I don't know about them, but we've used ELO Touch[^] screens for several years now, although we used their enclosed monitors. They're reliable and fairly robust. The software 'just works'.
Software Zen: delete this;
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We use Beckhoff at work and they buy their displays at elo...
Once I knew that we started buying them and they work wonderfully well. The only problem is getying something open frame that weights less than 1.5kg and yhat can reach 1024x768 resolution. ..
But apart of this they are great.
Thank you for your comment! 
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ELO does have open frame models, but I don't know about the weight or resolution.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Really heavy... they weight around 3Kg... and 12" displays get only to 800x600... 
A pity, they have such a good product...
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After 2011 Hans doesn't write the new articles and he doesn't have any discussions.
Currently his website is not available.
Several of my attempts to email him have gone unanswered.
Does anyone know what happened?
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Again post this message here in lounge during weekdays.
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What an excellent article! Thanks for linking to it.
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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You are most welcome. Here, take an upvote! No need to thank me for that... upvoting is its own reward!
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After seeing Richards response in this thread [^]I am prompted to ask whether rooting a phone is considered hacking.
I am under the impression rooting the phone will give you back the ability to control the apps installed and running on you phone/fondleslab. I find it alarming that when I clear memory it tells me 25 apps have been closed. Not being able to uninstall Youtube and all the Samsung crap on my phone is irritating.
So what else does rooting the dammed thing do (other than potentially turning it into a brick) that may be considered hacking.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Lots of people confuse hacking with criminal behavior when they are two different things. I don't see anything wrong with rooting your own phone. Now if you were trying to root other people's phone so that you could steal from them, that's another matter. 
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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See cyanogenmod, maclaw, and others, this works, my wife received a semi-bricked phone from his youngest brother and after going through maclaw it works like charm.
She has a S3 mini with KIT KAT now...
It's pretty easy to recover a phone after the process, and the explanations in both pages are great...
Of course you decide even if you want to install google applications or not...
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Joan Murt wrote: She has a S3 mini with KIT KAT now...
Got a link for that? Pretty pissed off Samsung decided to stop updating the S3 barely 3 months after I bought it.
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