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The Buzzword Bingo forum is a place to post examples of ludicrous, convoluted and meaningless buzzwords and marketing drivel dreamed up by those seeking to sound more important and meaningful than they actually are.

We are developers, which means our job is to simplify complicated and ill-expressed requirements in order to produce something elegant and useful. If you want to impress us then please just tell it to us straight. The less pre-processing we have to do the more we will be interested.

GeneralRe: Snakes-on-a-plane Problem Pin
Pete O'Hanlon3-Jul-09 11:41
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RantIf you do not know what the word metadata means, do not use it. Pin
Member 394580222-Jun-09 6:32
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GeneralRe: If you do not know what the word metadata means, do not use it. Pin
MikeAinOz4-Aug-09 17:36
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GeneralRe: If you do not know what the word metadata means, do not use it. Pin
Michael Eber28-Sep-09 7:14
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GeneralRe: If you do not know what the word metadata means, do not use it. Pin
whatrevolution22-Jun-10 22:32
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GeneralCo-worker Pin
Josh Gray1-Jun-09 16:03
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Generalthe problem is... Pin
dan neely2-Jun-09 2:20
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JokeRe: the problem is... Pin
Michael Dunn3-Jun-09 16:00
sitebuilderMichael Dunn3-Jun-09 16:00 
(but it's reserved for only certain co-workers)


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Henry Minute5-Jun-09 10:32
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Josh Gray7-Jun-09 14:14
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GeneralPre-Owned Pin
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Sk933-Jul-09 5:37
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Michael Dunn3-Jul-09 13:43
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GeneralRe: Co-worker Pin
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gate_hawk1-Aug-09 1:38
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GeneralWeb2.0 (adj) Pin
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GeneralRe: Web2.0 (adj) Pin
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GeneralSolution Pin
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Generalxcon2009 Pin
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GeneralSynergy Pin
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